BLOW

7aki ilzgheereh (aka 7aki junior) used to only fall asleep on the soundtrack of the movie “BLOW” , pretty good soundtrack if I say so myself, really really good. A conversation between mother and I: Mother: Wow 7aki ilzgheereh loves these songs, calms down when she hears them 7aki: Yes, the songs are great, kinda [...]

Wow, 5 pounds.

I lost 5 pounds in the past 5 days. I went from 134 (60 KG) to 129 (58 KG). This is the ideal weight for my height I think which is 5’8″ (173cm). Wow, haven’t been this thin since ..hmmmm…I was 24..wow. I think I am going to celebrate by buying me an I Pod…he [...]

3anjad EFT..shu had???

I just got of the phone with sister , she has a trip to the states in June so she said, hey, let me stop by sister to see 7aki junior (AKA 7aki ilzgheereh) so she is in the process of getting her a visa and boy let me tell yah. *&^%^$&^%I*&(*####&&%%***^. Why for Gods [...]

Goodbye my Lover

This is James Blunts best work I think. Enjoy! James Blunt – Goodbye My Lover And please join me in congratulating me on my hundredth post!

The 10 Signs of Blog Addiction

10. You check your blog stats a LOT. You occasionally get up in the middle of the night and sneak a peak. 9. Your significant other suspects you are having an affair with your blog. Even when you’re alone with your special person, you do find yourself thinking what your blog might be doing right [...]

Loonies and Toonies

When I first came to Canada I went to buy a hot dog off the street vendor for lunch (yummmmmmm) but now I am sick of them, I think I OD’d on them. He asked me if I had a Loonie. The newly immigrated 7aki: “Ha? A loony? You mean a crazy person? Why would [...]

Imagine….

Imagine there’s no HeavenIt’s easy if you tryNo hell below usAbove us only skyImagine all the peopleLiving for today Imagine there’s no countriesIt isn’t hard to doNothing to kill or die forAnd no religion tooImagine all the peopleLiving life in peace You may say that I’m a dreamerBut I’m not the only oneI hope someday [...]

Blog responsibly!

I have to woooooooooooooooooork. But I can’t, I just can’t…..EEEFFFFFFFTTTTTTT. I will close this browser window right now and start working, like right nowwwww, I gotta, 3anajd I gotta, shu hal adiction had, mish tabee3y, 3anjad EFT. They have to put a disclaimer when you register and start blogging that goes like this: “We take [...]

A buck a beer?

This morning I was Listening to the radio and a commercial came on: “6 beers for 6 bucks, 24 beers for 24 bucks” I thought WOW I honestly can’t remember what I can buy for a buck anymore. So I thought about some slogans: “You can’t get a decent lunch for 6 bucks so why [...]

Double up!

I got tagged by Sam and Tala to list 10 of my simple pleasures, hmmmmmm, these things make me think a lot………… Here goes: 1) When I pick my daughter up from daycare and I see her face light up and get very excited as she runs to me and gives me the biggest hug [...]

Expatriatisms

This is exciting news, Who-Sane launched a great Blog called ArabExpats where a bunch of young, funny and witty (or we would like to think we are) Expatriates dump their thoughts, about how it feels like to be away from home, how they love it and how they hate it. So sit back, relax and [...]

7aki ilzgheereh goes to bed

I took little 7aki to bed, tucked her in and gave her a kiss and I went downstairs. After 2 minutes. I hear footsteps creek creek, pitter patter pitter patter. 7aki ilzgheereh: Mamaaaaaaaaaa? (stress on the aaaaaaaaaaaa) 7aki ilkbeereh: Yes Mama. 7aki ilzgheereh : I want haleeeeb (stress on the eeeeeeeeeeeeee) 7aki ilkbeereh: Ok 7ayaty [...]

فرح عيديد

كان اخوي دايمان يجيب بسس على البيت فمرة جاب وحده هيك يا حرام نحيفة و اظن و اشك انها كانت جربة لول هادي الكلمة بتضحكني جربة لول كانت البسه سمره ونحيفة كتير كائنو كانت بمجاعة فرحنا سميناها فرح عيديد الي كان رئيس الصومال وئتها بدي افهم كيف انو واحنا عمرنا 7 و 10 سنين حافظين [...]

The curious incident of the dog in the night-time – Part 9

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I have been to the lowest point on Earth. Have you?

Going to the Dead Sea is one of my favorite things to do, the weather is always nice, you can float on the water and read your newspaper, the mud is great for your skin and you can say that you have been to the lowest point on Earth! For you to experience the beauty [...]

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