It is the summer and it’s very very tough to work … VERY … the weather is nice and the sun is shining and I work in a cave nay nay not a cave ; can you picture a small hole that is well … small ,dark and deep in the ground ? You there yet? Did you picture it yet ? That’s where I work.
To top all of this off we have STUPID people that we have to deal with.. yes … stupid people, they are around and they are causing some of us NORMAL people to have the following friendly exchanges at the office:
7aki’s side-kick/comic relief/buddy (we’ll call him Bob for short): I need a favour my friend…..Kill me but make sure its quick and messy.
7aki: LOL LOL.This is tooo funny because a moment ago I felt like killing someone! But hmmmmmm I have a couple of pencils man, stab both eyes and kill yourself . Makes it easy for everyone…I kinda I’m too lazy to come over and kill you myself.
7aki: shoot me ….over and over
Bob: If l were you I would book my flight to Jordon.
I consider you a good friend, so as a favour l ask that you shoot me before you leave.
7aki: …I guess I can shoot you now. No? Maybe I’ll get SOME amusement out of it for a little while because you know with the trials and stuff and the motions and the appeals dragging on … then after that I will claim insanity ..then I will allege that William ( The nerd and kinda weird but in a funny way coworker) was the master mind and get a plea bargain in exchange of a pictures of him and Alex (He is the yuckiest, gross , dirty hygiene, dirty because his eye level never goes above the boob level , unbelievably unorganized, CHEAP and did I say GROSS) on the beach with his Speedo’s on…LOL….all of that has to be more fun than this shiznet!
Bob: The mental picture of Alex in his speedo is punishment enough. No wait, Alex in his speedo on the beach while eating sausages and talking at the same time (yes, he eats a giant sausage without a bun at lunch… I KID YOU NOT …and he talks while eating it so you have not so tiny sausage particals flying out of his yucky mouth ….. gross gross gross gross)
7aki: HAHAHAHAHAHA …. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
7aki: kill me now and burn my remains
Bob: No please shoot me then spit on my bleeding heart.
7aki: LOL. Bomb me and pray over my tiny remains
Bob: Okay… burn me and then pour acid over my ashes….after l get reincarnated, find me and then do it again.
Half drown me ( not enough to die), then half burn me ( not enough to die) , then shoot me ( not enough to die) then bomb me…then reincarnate me and then do it again … LOL
Force me to have dinner with Alex and Our VERY annoying loud obnoxious PM while the annoying help desk person (who has this snortish laugh no no it’s more like braying ) laughs in my ear – then shoot me.
7aki: OMG … LOL…you got me there I cannot top THAT!
Bob: Too funny! Lets just hire someone – this is too painful.
7aki: You think they would take Visa?
Sigh … Thank GOD it’s Friday