This is what my father in law did to me on the weekend it’s abuse I tell ya!
Father in law looking at me while asking little 7aki a question: Does your mom make you rice at home?
Little 7aki: No she doesn’t.
Father in law addressing me: See , little 7aki says you don’t make rice at home. Why don’t you make rice at home? What does little 7aki eat?
I pretend I didn’t hear him and I ignore him
Father in law 2 minutes later talking to little 7aki AGAIN: Does your mom make you rice at home?
Little 7aki: No she doesn’t
Father in law addressing me: See , little 7aki says you don’t make rice at home. Why don’t you make rice at home? What does little 7aki eat?
I answer with a smile on my face: Of course I make her rice. She’s 3, she doesn’t remember what she had for lunch.
After the scenario repeating for 5 more times I say with a smile on my face: Yeah little 7aki never eats at home, I only give her water and bread. Rice is too expensive.
Grandfather 7aki looks at me in horror and everybody in the room is giggling now, my husband, my mother in law, my sister and brother in law. Every time I see him this scenario repeats, never fails.
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Sigh, if I don’t laugh I think I will murder someone.
Just for the record: I make rice for little 7aki .. LOL.
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Another delightful conversation:
Baba 7aki has a job interview tomorrow so my father in law tells me the following.
Grandfather 7aki: Try on Wednesday to make your husband relaxed and happy before he leaves the house in the morning so he is in a good mood before he goes to the interview.
Me:I will sure do that. That morning I am dropping little 7aki off to school instead of him doing it so he is not flustered and in a rush, little 7aki is a handful in the morning
Grandfather 7aki: Bravo 3alaiki. Also don’t argue with him that morning, try and be a “YES” wife that day
Me not believing my ears and suppressing a giggle: Well don’t worry about that, baba 7aki and I don’t talk in the morning anyway so there’s no worry that we will argue (LOL LOL in my head)
Grandfather 7aki looking in horror: You don’t talk?? Well you should try and talk to him on Wednesday and encourage him.
Me: I will try and talk to him , see, I never see him in the morning to talk to him (hahahahahahah again in my head , also my mother in law and sister in law laughing their asses off at my expense little does my sister in law know that her turn is sure coming, lol)
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OK I may appear mean but honestly, my father in law drives me nuts, and he is too easy of a target cos he believes me when I say I feed little 7aki water and bread and that I don’t talk to baba 7aki.
He always does this while baba 7aki is not there, he always corners me when my husband walks out of the room, next time, I will tail baba 7aki everywhere.
Sigh, let me not share with you the sex advice he once gave me… shudder…
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An email conversation between Baba 7aki and me today:
Me:I wanna take little 7aki to the Santa parade that weekend
I think it’s on Dec 2nd
Baba 7aki :bla bla bla … check the date since ur track record is shit for festivals/parades!!! LOL LOL LOL
Me:LOL, hakeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer (loose translation, bastard)
So my friend just blew me off for tonight
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Baba 7aki: LOL! Keef bas! (loose translation, did you like that?)
And you friend is a hakeera … How dare she blow you off!!!
Why not come tonite and be a zawja mutee3a (an obedient wife) ??? LOL
No honestly , why not go to the mall or the bookstore or something tonite, or do a manicure/pedicure, or whatever. Its ur nite! 7ub
Me:LOL @ zawja mutee3a.
I will so blog what your dad did to me this weekend
, I will keep you posted on the comments I will get. 2al be a “yes” wife 2al.
I am going to the mall fo sho cos I need pants for those lovely boots
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Thanks 7ab7ooby, I really “love you”, and I am “in love” with you and I also “like you” kaman hehehehehe
Baba 7aki:LOL!!! Willik 7aram on the blog !!
There is “like”, “love”, and there is being “in love”
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Ok so sometimes when he irritates me I tell him that I do “love him” but that I don’t “like him”, LOL. So we always ask each other:
Is there “love” or “like” today?
And now he added a new one, the “in love” part because we were watching a TV show and the woman said I “love you” but I am not “in love” with you so he likes to tease me like that.
Seriously? What does this crap mean? who comes up with this shit? love and in love, isn’t it the same? Damn you Hollywood for planting evil ideas in our heads.
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