A Very Immature Post

Posted on May 30, 2008 by 7aki Fadi

Yup, immature just like me sometimes. I know it’s old but it made me laugh today.

ASSICONS AKA E-Mooning

(_!_) a regular ass

(__!__) a fat ass

(!) a tight ass

(_*_) a sore ass (HAHAHAHAHHHAHA)

{_!_} a swishy ass ( EW, maybe I should wish that the powers be bestow that upon some of my enemies)

(_o_) an ass that’s been around (WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHHAHA too funny!)

(_x_) kiss my ass ( I should start signing some of my emails with this one)

(_X_) leave my ass alone

(_zzz_) a tired ass

(_E=mc2_) a smart ass

(_$_) Money coming out of his ass (We know someone like that)

(_?_) Dumb Ass ( Oh my. I wish I could use this one at work , LOL)

Which ASSICON is your favourite?

Filed under: Funny, Hilarious, humor, Joke, Mindless Crap, random, Shallow, Stupid | 16 Comments »

What Book Are You?

Posted on May 29, 2008 by 7aki Fadi

This is a really cool quiz!

I stole it from here who stole it from here


You’re The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy!
by Douglas Adams
Considered by many to be one of the funniest people around, you are
quite an entertainer. You’ve also traveled to the far reaches of what you deem possible,
often confused and unsure of yourself. Life continues to jostle you around like a marble,
but it’s shown you so much of the world that you don’t care. Wacky adventures continue to
lie ahead. Your favorite number is 42.

Take the Book Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.

Actually my favorite number is 8.

So what book are you? Leave me a comment with what book your turned out to be

Filed under: Book, Books, quiz, random | 16 Comments »

Partial RSS feeds SUCK ASS

Posted on May 28, 2008 by 7aki Fadi

They really do, and I notice some people I read are swiching to partial feeds.

Trust me, if you have a partial feed I am not really reading your posts. For real, you have to be a die hard fan to read a blog with partial feeds. Most of the time when it’s a partial feed I skim through the titles/posts and after a month or so I un-subscribe. Too much effort and too boring to have 100 tabs open just to check the posts.

And trust me, on the long run you will have more subscribers if you have a full feed.

Check this post out, see how many other people hate partial feeds and see what this blogger has to say.

And those who switched from partial to full, (yes I noticed) I LOVE YOUR BLOG :D .

Filed under: blogging, computers, ramble, random, Rant, RSS feed, technology | 10 Comments »

Some Fresh Pickings and Me Freaking Out

Posted on May 23, 2008 by 7aki Fadi

Here are some posts from the blog-sphere that caught my eye today:

It is Friday and in the past 6 weeks I have worked more than I have worked in the past 6 months combined. Too much work, too many deadlines, too many people that are sucking me dry and last but not least, 15 more pounds 8O YIKES. I am more stressed about the weight than I am stressed by the giving birth part. The baby is not even a pound , where the hell are those other 14 pounds at? My ASS most probably.

OMG you also won’t believe what happened to me. On Wednesday I got home at 6 pm and I checked our phone messages to find a message from my OB telling me to call them back not specifying why they want me to call them . As soon as I heard the message my heart was in my stomach and I started freaking out. And of course they close at 5 pm so I had to wait till the next day to call them.

Why is the doctors office telling me to call them back? I just had my ultra sound done and a blood test done to make sure everything is OK with the baby and the test results were in. The doctor NEVER calls unless there was something wrong. So due to my hormones and long day at work I started bawling. I thought the worst is going to happen.

I called them the next day and the MOFO’S told me that they had the ultra sound results and everything looks great and that the baby is actually bigger than they thought and gave me a new delivery date which is October 4th. I wanted to go in the phone and kill them because they scared me half to death. And I told her, man you scared the heck out of me when I got the message, she said it is standard procedure in their office to call regardless of the test result.

You should have TOLD ME THAT. MOFO’s.

Filed under: 7aki mish fadi, family, Good read, life, pregnancy, Rant, work | 12 Comments »

The Ugliest Thing I Have EVER Seen

Posted on May 21, 2008 by 7aki Fadi

OH MY GOD this is THE ugliest hat I have EVER seen. I mean Sarah Jessica Parker is already ugly but now she sprouted this monstrosity on her head.

Why oh why ????

I think I should refrain from sleeping tonight just in case her hat haunts me in my dreams.

And also is she even able to move her head? I would not want to sit behind her watching a movie and IN CANNES London.

Update: It is not photoshopped. Here’s the source.

Filed under: Entertainment, ew, Mindless Crap, people, random, Rant | 22 Comments »

The Attack of The Plug-in

Posted on May 16, 2008 by 7aki Fadi

OK to start off. HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.

I think the plug-in series is going to be the equivalent of a star wars series. There were six of them so what do you call that? a six-ology?

Read this and this for some background information on the subject.

3 weeks ago plug-in sighting: MY BATHROOM. The place where I go the SECOND I wake up. LIKE DUDE. Like SERIOUSLY.

So I unplug it and put it somewhere.

Another sighting 2 weeks after that: The hallway right outside of my bedroom. Sigh.

 So you guessed it, I unpulg it AGAIN…. BUT wait till you see what I did next :D ….

The plug-in current resting place: Hiding under the bed in the guest bedroom. HAHAHAHAH he’ll never find it now. Rest in peace plug-in. 

Oh shoot, what if he reads this post???? OK I will go hide it somewhere else.

Total number of times I had to unplug the plug-in so far: 5. Did you read that people? FIVE.

Oh the trials and tribulation’s of being pregnant.

Filed under: ew, family, Funny, health, Hilarious, humor, inhumane, Just Shoot Me, life, marriage, me me me, Mindless Crap, nausea, pregnancy, Rant | 7 Comments »

A Poem for Palestine

Posted on May 15, 2008 by 7aki Fadi

Baby Martyr

I’m six and seven
And up to eleven,

Then I’m an adult
In an Israeli court

My hands tied in the back of my back
He comes to me with a punch and a sack.

He covers my head with a hood of Zionist stench
Though my belly is tough, it will not flinch.

The noise is loud and pierces my brain.
My pathetic shirt hangs proud with a fresh blood stain.

My poor mother is worried sick, I’m sure.
She burried my brother before me. She will endure.

And my dad too, depression got him in the end
With no home, no land, no olive trees to tend.

I’m in here for days on end
Or is it months or even years, I no longer comprehend.

The noise is too loud
And I can feel the shroud.

He beats me again today
Then its another’s turn to play.

I’m broken now, but I’ll not confess.
I’ll leave my body, let those murdering bastards clean up the mess.

A few more thoughts before I go
I am human. This you must know.
You’d never know it `cause I’m tough as the rocks I throw.

I had hoped to grow a mustache so fine.
Maybe marry Muna. I’d be hers and she’d be mine
Maybe be a father….our children free in Palestine.

                                                                                           by Susan Abulhawa

Blog About Palestine Day

 

Filed under: Freedom, human rights, Palestine, Poem, Poetry, Politics | 12 Comments »

Name the Baby

Posted on May 14, 2008 by 7aki Fadi

 On Monday the 7aki family went for an ultrasound appointment and we saw peanut.

Peanut right now is 15 cm long and appears to be 19 weeks old, awwwwwwwwwwwww.

And we saw the little toes and the little fingers, and peanut has a stomach and is swallowing and has a bladder and is peeing, Awwwwwwwwwwwww.

And we saw the heart beating . A tiny little heart. Awwwwwwwwwww.

Peanut is really REALLY CUTE… And I am already in love : dreamy eyes:

I need your guys’s help, I need you to help me with baby names so please suggest your favorite names boys and girls.

Criteria:
1) Has to have a meaning
2) Has to be English friendly, so it should be easy to spell and not a lot 2a’s, 7a’s, kha’s, 3ain’s …etc etc
3) Should be unique

So show me what you got .

And also what do you think we are having? A boy or a girl? Cos yeah, I forgot to tell you, we know :D .

Filed under: fa3es, family, Mothering, pregnancy | 44 Comments »

One Sheet of Paper

Posted on May 13, 2008 by 7aki Fadi

AMAZING

Click to enlarge

Filed under: art, beauty, Check these out | 7 Comments »

Lets Participate

Posted on May 7, 2008 by 7aki Fadi

Blog About Palestine Day

Filed under: random | 5 Comments »

Some things that piss me off

Posted on May 6, 2008 by 7aki Fadi

When are they going to add the word blog and blogger to the dictionary? I am sick of it getting underlined via spell check EVERY TIME.

Since I am talking about things that piss me off, you know what else pisses me off? Crazy eyebrows, like WTF happened to some girls eyebrows? They pluck them and pluck them until they have crazy eyebrows, like GIRLS, don’t you have a mirror? Stop plucking already!!!

This is how you do it properly:

Sheesh.

Filed under: beauty, less-than-nothing, ramble, random, Rant | 18 Comments »

What not to say to a pregnant woman. Heck ANY WOMAN.

Posted on May 6, 2008 by 7aki Fadi

Friend who happens to be MALE who I haven’t seen for 2 months and who does not know I am pregnant and only after 5 minutes from meeting me: So 7aki, did you gain weight? You look plump

7aki: 8O .

Friend: What?

7aki: Well yes I gained weight, I am pregnant.

Friend: 8O . OMG congratulations.

7aki after like 5 minutes: So the whole you gained weight comment, you lucked out that I am pregnant otherwise I would have kicked your ass for saying it. Like DUDE, what were you thinking asking a woman if she gained weight???

Sheesh.

 

 

Filed under: Have no clue how to categorize this, humor, Mindless Crap, people, pregnancy, ramble, random, Rant, Stupid, Stupid People | 19 Comments »

I Want One

Posted on May 6, 2008 by 7aki Fadi

Filed under: art, Book, Books, random | 6 Comments »

The Michael Jackson Dance

Posted on May 5, 2008 by 7aki Fadi

Check this out.  Soooooo funny. The audiance goes WILD.

I love “Britain’s got talent”. It’s were I first heard of Paul Potts, you should DEFINITELY check the link out, he is soooo good he sends shivers down my spine.

 

Filed under: Check these out, Entertainment, Funny, Hilarious, humor, Music, Songs, youtube | 13 Comments »

My Favorite Most Dangerous Toys of All Time

Posted on May 2, 2008 by 7aki Fadi

Number one: AQUA DOTS

This Innocent looking craft toy that came out last year intended for children 4 and up has beads that are laced with the date-rape drug GHB that would cause people to become comatose.

I knew our neighbours 3 year old boy was up to no good when he got this for little 7aki on her birthday. I KNEW IT. I better keep an eye on that kid. Hehehe.

 Number 2: Lawn Darts

Or Jarts.

A seven year old  in 1988 apparently was hit by a jart on his head.

Like , seriously, WHO is the genius who invented this game? Oh yes, let me give my 4 year old kid a spear and let him/her play around with it with other 4 year olds. LOL. HILARIOUS.

Number 3: Gilbert U-238 Atomic Energy Lab 

  

It is a radioactive learning set , complete with four samples of uranium-bearing ores.

HAHAHAHAHAHA. Do I have to even comment on this one. Jeeez. This is by far my most favorite dangerous toy.

Number 4: Bat Masterson Derringer Belt Gun

Ok so this is a belt buckle that is a gun and that is fully operational.

I can soooo picture this conversation:

Woman: So dear, tell me, why can’t you father any children.

Man:Well when I was 6 years old my dad bought me this belt buckle that I wore right over my merchandise and the rest is history.

I can’t belive a parent would actually buy this for their child. LMAO.

Number 5: Johnny Reb Cannon

Yup, It’s FULLY operational. Yup, you can load it and fire it. Yup.

Number 6: Creepy Crawlers

 

The 1964 Creepy Crawler Thingmaker from Mattel, came with a series of molds, tubes of “plastigoop,” and an open-faced fryer, which could heat up to a nerve-searing 310 degrees.

Holy shit man. 310 ?????

Go here for the full list, you should, lots more crazy shiznet.

Filed under: Check these out, family, Funny, Hilarious, humor, Mothering, Stupid | 13 Comments »

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