I knew our neighbours 3 year old boy was up to no good when he got this for little 7aki on her birthday. I KNEW IT. I better keep an eye on that kid. Hehehe.
Number 2: Lawn Darts
A seven year old in 1988 apparently was hit by a jart on his head.
Like , seriously, WHO is the genius who invented this game? Oh yes, let me give my 4 year old kid a spear and let him/her play around with it with other 4 year olds. LOL. HILARIOUS.
Number 3: Gilbert U-238 Atomic Energy Lab
It is a radioactive learning set , complete with four samples of uranium-bearing ores.
HAHAHAHAHAHA. Do I have to even comment on this one. Jeeez. This is by far my most favorite dangerous toy.
Number 4: Bat Masterson Derringer Belt Gun
Ok so this is a belt buckle that is a gun and that is fully operational.
I can soooo picture this conversation:
Woman: So dear, tell me, why can’t you father any children.
Man:Well when I was 6 years old my dad bought me this belt buckle that I wore right over my merchandise and the rest is history.
I can’t belive a parent would actually buy this for their child. LMAO.
Number 5: Johnny Reb Cannon
Yup, It’s FULLY operational. Yup, you can load it and fire it. Yup.
Number 6: Creepy Crawlers
The 1964 Creepy Crawler Thingmaker from Mattel, came with a series of molds, tubes of “plastigoop,” and an open-faced fryer, which could heat up to a nerve-searing 310 degrees.
Holy shit man. 310 ?????
Go here for the full list, you should, lots more crazy shiznet.