Things That Irk Me

I needed a snack so I reached into my goodies kitchen cabinet (yes I have one and it’s spilling with stuff) and I got a bag of chips, I opened it and BAM! A post was inspired.

I will list things, despite their insignificance, that irk me:

1) Why are bags of chips big and when you open them they are half full? I know I know you need the air so they won’t crumble but honestly, the amount of chips in these bags is sooo measly that it PISSES ME OFF.

2)Me being pissed of at point number 1. Stan, why are you so mad (name that song)

3) People.

4) People who step off the escalator and stand on the top like idiots. MOVE AWAY BITCHES!

5) Empty milk carton in the fridge, oh the RAGE.

6) Did I say people?

7) High heal shoes that look amazing but mangle your feet, I mean they make you look sexy and 10 feet tall but as soon as you take them off your feet look like ASS.

8.) Speaking of ass, I need to go to the gym, so what irks me is that I CAN’T go to the gym at a reasonable time! It has to be so effing early or soo effing late. Kids, don’t have them!

9) Not winning the lottery.

10) TV shows that have like 3 weeks of breaks between episodes, seriously? YOU SUCK.

And that concludes the rant of the day.

To the one reader that reads this blog *waves hand* what irks you?

 

Who’s Funnier?

Me: Check this out it is soooooo funny!
http://thebloggess.com/?p=7306

Bob: Funny stuff.
Your ‘un-review‘ post is funny as well.
Who is funnier? You or 7aki?

Me: You tell me.

Bob: I like them both.
7aki is just a family friendly version of you.

Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAZ.

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You got it from the source.

What’s Your Word?


Your Word is “Fearless”


You see life as your one chance to experience everything, and you just go for it!
You believe the biggest risk is being afraid and missing out on something amazing.

Sometimes your fearlessness means you’re daring. You enjoy risky activities.
And sometimes your fearlessness means you’re courageous. You’re brave enough to do the right thing, even when it’s scary.

Captain Buzzing Warrior

If I was a Super Hero this is what I would be.

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This is LOTS of fun. Click here to create your own  and tell me about it so I can check it out :D .

Found out about it at Dave’s ( He has an awesome blog by the way)

My Hello Kitty Obsession

Since I was a kid I LOVED hello kitty and still do!

I was in Toronto in Mid January and found a beautiful hello kitty necklace. Little 7aki saw it and said”Wow this is pretty is it for me?” I was like “Nooooooooooooooooooo. This is Mommy’s,  but you can borrow it .” Heheheh.

I wish I could take a picture and show you but me no have the camera. The camera is in Dubai. but it looks something like this but more blingy:

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Another thing I am addicted to, kinder surprise, she is not allowed to play with my collection, YES I have a collection and it a  big collection and she’s not allowed to touch it. I tell her ” Get your own” HAHAHAHAHHAAHA.

Sigh. Will I ever grow up?

7aki Fadi has Tagged 7aki Fadi: The Bag Tag

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This is an old old tag that I tagged myself with, yeah, it seems that tags are kind of dead. But I am soooooooo bored that I decided to do this tag after seeing it at Roba’s and Hal’s blogs sooo long ago I can’t even find them to link them.

So here goes:

1) My Wallet that is sooo stuffed to the point the clasp broke, but I looooove it and I don’t want to get another one. But I have to :( .

2) Lip gloss and lipstick, let me see, 1,2,3,4,5,6. Why would anybody need 6????

3) Body Butter from “The Body Shop”. OMG this makes my skin soooooooo smooooooooth, I really looooooove it. Ladies (and gents) If you have never experienced body butter, my soul cries for you.

4) Sample perfumes I got when I bought some perfumes (I am a confessed perfume whore). I use them if I forget to put perfume before I leave home or if I want to bribe little 7aki. She loves perfume too. Like mother like daughter.

5) The book ” God is not great: How religion poisons everything” . Pretty interesting book, I’m reading it slower than I would like and I am liking it so far, very interesting. Check out this interview with the author (warning, may offend some people)

6) My IPod and it’s stuff.

7) The phone.

8 ) My cheque book. I use it a lot.

9) Three pens and a pencil. OK so the Daisy Duck one is a present from William. I LOVE IT so I keep it in my purse. The other one is a fancy bling bling pen, I gave it to little 7aki and somehow it ended up in my purse and a Disney princesses pencil and a little mini pen. Why do I have four writing implements and not ONE piece of paper???? Baffling.

10) Stickers. Yeah, Moms roll like that. Hehehehe

11) My work badge. Considering I have not worked since Sept 1st, 2008 it surprises me that this is still in my purse.

12) My Subway tokens purse thingy. LOVE IT. It’s a little butterfly.

13) Two things of floss, toothpaste, a brush ups sample. I’ve never tried the brush ups, are they any good?

14) A bunch of gift cards from Gap, Sears, Pottery Barn and Mastermind. Why do I still have these cards? I should go and use them. Oh I forgot, I am home with baby all the time and the weather sucks MAJOR ass.

15) Wet napkin.

16) Gum.

The End

So what’s in your purse.

And Please please please people do this tag I am bored and I would like people to do it so I can get some entertainment.

Men can do bed side table tag :)

The End

PS: What’s the difference between a bag and a purse?

PPS: If you reached this far down in the post you deserve a medal, for real.

PPPS: The End

STUFF TO STEAL

I stole this meme from “Life: The Ongoing Education

I am: Super excited about having the baby but at the same time terrified of how busy it will be, the pain of breastfeeding, not sleeping and not having enough time for my little 7aki and baba 7aki or most importantly myself.
I think: I will be OK.
I know: That next year will be one of the best years of my life although taking care of a baby is not that easy I am happy that I don’t have to study or work or do anything of that sort for a whole year, been studying and working ALL MY LIFE.
I have: So many things to do in the next month it’s not even funny, biddi mamaaaaa.. waaaaaaaaaa333333333.
I wish: I had all my family and friends here living in Canada. I always miss them so much. And I wish I had a Dad in my life now and in the past.
I hate: How lazy I am sometimes. And I hate Braxton Hicks HATE THEM. And I hate how the days are so short and I hate…OK I’ll stop. I hate a lot. LOL.
I miss: Being active. Rollerblading, biking, camping and being free of all responsibilities.
I fear: The loss of loved ones. It terrifies me.
I hear: The birds reall early in the morning. the silence of really late at night and the clicking of keyboards and the thunder, oh the thunder, will it stop EFFING raining this summer. Grrrrrrrrr.
I smell: The smell of bookstores. It is my favorite smell in the world. And also the smell of Jasmine
I crave: Stuffed grape leaves and Mansaf.
I search: For something that I am missing but I don’t know what it is. I am always searching for soemthing. I also search for my car keys because I have pregnancy brain and I can’t focus to save my life.
I wonder: About my future a lot.
I regret: Nothing.
I love: The people in my life. My Husband and daughter especially.
I ache: EVERYWHERE. IS THIS baby ever gonna come out OR WHAT!!!!
I am not: Religiuos.
I believe: That good things happen to good people.
I dance: Rarely.
I sing: A lot, especially in the shower.
I cry: When I am sick. I do , I am such a baby when I am sick.
I fight: For my rights with tooth and nail. Nobody is going to rob me of my rights without a fight. Luckily,  it happens rarely that I need to fight. Right now I am fighting the urge to fall asleep, had a huge lunch… YAWN.
I win: In poker all the time although I can’t play that well. I think my bluffing skills are superior.
I lose: Weight when I am stressed.
I never: Want to experience being poor ever again.
I always: Carry a good amount of cash in my wallet you never know when you need it.
I confuse: Peoples names all the time. Pregnancy brain or not I am sooo bad with names that I don’t know how people still like me.
I listen: Really well and I remember everything I was told. Be carefull what you tell me. I retain weird stuff in my memmory. Except for names bizare but yeah.
I can usually be found: At home.
I am scared: Of the dark inside the house but does not bother me one bit outside. Well I am really not scared of the dark itself, I am scared of that person hiding in the dark waiting for me to sleep.
I need: Some alone time every once in a while.
I am happy about: My life in general. I am just bored a little.
I imagine: My future all the time. Right now I am imagining how Sept 2nd is going to be. I can’t wait for Sept 2nd.

So go on ahead. Do this meme. It’s actually fun.

Too Much Information

I stole this from Dave who stole it from Roba I am super bored and have nothing to do so how better to entertain myself than to talk about myself.

1. How old will you be in five years?
37 Holy crap I am old.

2. Who did you spend at least two hours with today?
no one

3. How tall are you?
5′8″ or 173 cm.

4. What do you look forward to most in the next six weeks?
Gosh, I don’t know. To get over the throwing up.

5. What’s the last movie you saw?
Horton Hears a who with my little one.

6. Who was the last person you called?
A co-worker, yeah I am at work, shoot me.

7. Who was the last person to call you?
That same co-worker.

8. What was the last text message you received?
A message from hubs that goes like this: “I love you Albi. Have a great day :) ” Awwwwwwwwww.

9. Who was the last person to leave you a voicemail?
hmmm, I can’t remember. I think it was my husband, his hobby is leaving messages. LOL.

10. Do you prefer to call or text?
Text.

11. What were you doing at _AM last night?
Don’t get the question.

12. Are your parents married/separated/divorced?
Divorced and my dad passed away.

13. When is the last time you saw your mom?
3 years ago, waaaaaaaaaa33333. Biddi Mama it is NOT FAIR.

14. What color are your eyes?
Green and Hazel

15. What time did you wake up today?
6:30 am 8O . Shoot me please

16. What are you wearing right now?
Jeans. Black turtle neck. And black boots.

17. What is your favourite Christmas song?
Check this.

18. Where is your favourite place to be?
Near a body of water.

19. Where is your least favourite place to be?
Work, haven’t you guessed it yet?

20. Where would you go if you could go anywhere?
Spain is where I want to be today.

21. Where do you think you’ll be in 10 years?
Wow. Donno dudes I mean that is too far from now. I hope I will be on vacation in 10 years from now. HAHAHAHA

22. Do you tan or burn?
Tan.

23. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
The chick from the exorcist. Like are my parents nuts to let me watch it??? I used to be afraid to go to my room when it’s dark because I was worried she’d be tied to my bed.
A little secret: she still scares the crap out of me.

I am also afraid of ghosts

24. What was the last thing that really made you laugh?
Check this.

25. How many TVs do you have in your house?
Three. One on each floor. OH THE SHAME.

26. How big is your bed?
King size.

27. Do you have a laptop or desktop computer?
Both.

28. Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
What kind of question is that, ya pervert? (just gonna leave Dave’s answer here, very fitting)

29. What color are your sheets?
Off white.

30. How many pillows do you sleep with?
One.

31. What is your favourite season?
The summer

32. What do you like about Fall?
The trees here in Canada look soooooooooo amazing, red , orange , yellow, gorgeous.

33. What do you like about Winter?
Hmmmmm, OK this is the WORST time to ask me what I like about winter because this winter SUCKED ASS and it is too long so at this moment I HATE IT. Come ask me in August I might have a better answer

34. What do you like about the Summer?
Everything.

35. What do you like about Spring?
Everything is so crisp.

36. How many states/provinces have you lived in?
1

37. What cities/towns have you lived in?
Benghazi – Libya,
Amman- Jordan,
Toronto- Ontario – Canada,
Burlington – Ontario- Canada.

38. Do you prefer shoes, socks, or bare feet?
Bare feet.

39. Are you a social person?
Most of the time.

40. What was the last thing you ate?
Pretzels. I am hungry, I am going for Sushi for lunch today :D .

41. What is your favourite restaurant?
The Keg.
Asian Legend.

42. What is your favourite ice cream?
Not a big fan of ice cream but I like pralines and cream and I like plain old vanilla.

43. What is your favourite dessert?
Apple pie a la mode. Apple crumble a la mode … you get the picture

44. What is your favourite kind of soup?
Lentil.

45. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J sandwich?
Strawberry.

46. Do you like Chinese food?
Yes.

47. Do you like coffee?
Yes but not at the moment .

48. How many glasses of water, a day, do you drink on average?
Two or three.

49. What do you drink in the morning?
Hmmm, OK coffee normally but now I drink water cos I can’t drink coffee :( .

50. Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed?
Left side.

51. Do you know how to play poker?
Yes.

52. Do you like to cuddle?
Who doesn’t??

53. Have you ever been to Canada?
Yes.

54. Do you have an addictive personality?
Depends on the subject matter. But as a rule, no.

55. Do you eat out or at home more often?
50/50.

56. Do you know anyone with the same birthday as you?
Nope.

57. Do you want kids?
I already have one and another one is on the way.

58. Do you speak any other languages?
Only Arabic and English. I am language chalanged, I took French when I was younger and I SUCKED at it.

59. Have you ever gotten stitches?
Yes.

60. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
Yes. For someone else though not for me.

61. Do you prefer an ocean or a pool?
It depends on the activity, I like to swim and lounge at the pool and I like to go diving in the sea/ocean so I love them both.

62. Do you prefer a window seat or an aisle seat?
Window.

63. Do you know how to drive stick?
No thank you.

64. What is your favourite thing to spend money on?
OMG , I like to spend money on everything.

65. Do you wear any jewellery?
Yes.

66. What is your favourite TV show?
Heroes, House MD , Dexter and some reality shows I am embarrassed to name, I am only human people!!!

67. Can you roll your tongue?
Yes.

68. Who is the funniest person you know?
Me. HAHAHAHAHAHA.
OH OH Rambling Hal is pretty funny man, most probably her.

69. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
NO. Like what is this stupid question. But I know someone who does, HAHAHAHA. And someone: you know who you are.

70. What is the main ring tone on your phone?
As if you are gonna be able to tell, this question sucks.

71. Do you still have clothes from when you were little?
Nope. But my mom saved the clip they clipped my umbilical cord with , ewwwwwww. HAHAHAHA.

72. What red object is closest to you right now?
A Stewie figure from family guy on my desk.

73. Do you turn off the water while you brush your teeth?
Not in Canada, there’s lots of water, WOOOOOOOHOOOOOOO.

74. Do you sleep with your closet door open or closed?
Don’t notice cause we have a walk in closet with a real door, but if it was a dresser it would be closed.

75. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees?
Bear. Bees scare me.

76. Do you flirt a lot?
Nope. I am surrounded by ugly people, HAHAHAHAHAHA
(Except for Bob and William of course, you guys are SMOKIN’) hehehehe.

77. What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
Honey mustard.

78. What is your favourite food?
Arabic food.

79. Can you change the oil on a car?
If I had to do it I bethca I would figure it out. I’m pretty handy.

80. Have you ever gotten a speeding ticket?
No. ( nock on wood, knock on wood, nobody jinx me, knock on wood).

81. Have you ever run out of gas?
Nope, what do you think I’m stupid or something???

82. What is your usual bedtime?
Between 10 and 11:30 PM.

83. What was the last book you read?
The time travelers wife, currently reading little women.

84. Do you read the newspaper?
Sometimes if I don’t have a book handy.

85. Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
Yes. Adbusters.

86. Do you watch soap operas?
No no and no.

87. Do you dance in the car?
Like who is the genius who wrote these Q’s? No I don’t dance in the car because it’s humanly impossible.

88. Who is in the picture frame closest to you?
My beautiful little 7aki.

89. What was the last note you scribbled on a piece of paper?
A phone number.

90. What is your favourite candle scent?
Fresh apple.

91. What is your favourite board game?
I love scrabble.

92. When was the last time you attended church?
Never.

93. Who was your favourite teacher in high school?
Ms Nadia.

94. What is the longest you have ever camped out in a tent?
Oh man let me try and remember, 2 weeks?

95. Who was the last person to do something extra special for you?
My hubs most probably, he’s THE BEST.

Oh man that is A LOT of questions.
So do you guys DARE to answer it????

7aki , William and Bob revealed!

This is how Bob, William and I look like.

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This is the Bob man slave driving people at work while he reads my blog everyday (hehehehe, it’s actually the other way around, people drive him crazy).

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William wearing his Indiana Jones hat but in black. And the tie, he wears it EVERYDAY.

7aki 

Me chillin listining to my IPod

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