I’d Rather Be Poor

Bob: Its only 9:36 AM and wifey just called me from a store and wants to buy 2 patio lounge chairs. $120 Dollars . done . 7aki: Hahahaha Bob: Who the eff goes to the store this early. The staff are probably saying what the eff! 7aki : She’s on a mission. You should buy [...]

Double Douchy

(A guest post by Bob) I hate my job so much that l’d rather spend time detailing inane conversations l have…. Sunday night, wife and l are at the park sitting on the bench watching the kids play. My cellphone rings and l quickly take a look at the call display and promptly put it [...]

Overheard on Monday

7aki: I hate Monday. Bob: Monday is an ass. 7aki: Eff Monday. Bob: Monday should be shot. 7aki: Monday should be stabbed with a pencil. Bob: I spit on Monday. 7aki: (Tottaly unbloggable, no seriously). Bob: Monday is a whore ( HAHAHAHAHA, That’s too funny!). 7aki: You know who I want to stab? The music [...]

Touché

7aki: Life is a bitch. Bob: Life wouldn’t be such a bitch if you come up here for lunch. (Up here is really far from where 7aki works) 7aki: How about we meet half way? Name that song. Bob: Black eyed peas. Uptown girl you’re So far away so we’ll Meet you in the middle [...]

The End

(This post was written by the Bob man, comments in bold by 7aki) 7aki has left us for a new job. She has decided that she would rather get paid more and go where her talents will be appreciated then stay here with her friends. Apparently our unconditional love and affection for her and our [...]

Who’s Funnier?

Me: Check this out it is soooooo funny! http://thebloggess.com/?p=7306 Bob: Funny stuff. Your ‘un-review‘ post is funny as well. Who is funnier? You or 7aki? Me: You tell me. Bob: I like them both. 7aki is just a family friendly version of you. Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAZ. ————————————————————– You got it from the source.

My Little Buddha

I sent Bob a picture of peanut, who by the way I am calling little  Buddha from now on because, seriously, she has a Buddha belly that Buddha would be jealous of, JEALOUS I tell ya. So peanut calls her belly boody because she can’t say Buddha.  Fa3eeeeeeees. OK, end of tangent 1. This is [...]

EW..An exchange at 7aki’s office

I am not sure if you remember one of our coworkers that goes by the name Alex , click the link, he is featured in exchange 2 but just to recap he is known to be the cheapest man alive. Oh and he’s kinda dirty too. Bob: I forgot to tell you the best Alex [...]

Cat-astrophe

** A contribution by Bob** Topper didn’t come to work today because………..<spinning the wheel of excuses, where she stops nobody knows>……. “Her cat had to have emergency surgery” The amazing part was nobody knew she had a cat. And Topper talks non-stop about herself so its strange this cat has never come up in conversation. [...]

Accidental Adultery

**Guest post by Bob**  My wife and l were at a house party. There was food and drink and many people. The people were mostly my neighbours and all of them were couples. We got to the party around 9:00pm and l clung to my wife, so l wouldn’t have to have any meaningful conversation [...]

You Got Very Important Mail

(A contribution by Bob ) Topper (see earlier 7aki posts) is a topic of conversation for many reasons: 1. For being a topper (anything you can do she has done better) 2. Excuses for not showing up to work (“Would you believe . . .”) 3. Less than 55% attendence record (and dropping!) 4. Generosity [...]

The Beginning of the end . . .

(A contribution by Bob) 7aki Fadi is now off the grid and is probably sipping a few adult beverages, soaking in the sun and regretting that she has left William and I in charge. I need to blog something because 7aki Fadi (crazie bssh!!) will declare a fatwa on me, if l don’t, so here [...]

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