I’d Rather Be Poor

Bob: Its only 9:36 AM and wifey just called me from a store and wants to buy 2 patio lounge chairs. $120 Dollars . done . 7aki: Hahahaha Bob: Who the eff goes to the store this early. The staff are probably saying what the eff! 7aki : She’s on a mission. You should buy [...]

Double Douchy

(A guest post by Bob) I hate my job so much that l’d rather spend time detailing inane conversations l have…. Sunday night, wife and l are at the park sitting on the bench watching the kids play. My cellphone rings and l quickly take a look at the call display and promptly put it [...]

Overheard on Monday

7aki: I hate Monday. Bob: Monday is an ass. 7aki: Eff Monday. Bob: Monday should be shot. 7aki: Monday should be stabbed with a pencil. Bob: I spit on Monday. 7aki: (Tottaly unbloggable, no seriously). Bob: Monday is a whore ( HAHAHAHAHA, That’s too funny!). 7aki: You know who I want to stab? The music [...]

Touché

7aki: Life is a bitch. Bob: Life wouldn’t be such a bitch if you come up here for lunch. (Up here is really far from where 7aki works) 7aki: How about we meet half way? Name that song. Bob: Black eyed peas. Uptown girl you’re So far away so we’ll Meet you in the middle [...]

The Reason Behind the Series Of Unfortunate Events

It was indeed PROVEN, with not a shadow of a doubt that all the trouble coming lately into my life is from the Evil eye . It’s an eye I thought was the eye of a friend, but no, this eye turned out to be the eye of EVIL. I from now on will call [...]

The End

(This post was written by the Bob man, comments in bold by 7aki) 7aki has left us for a new job. She has decided that she would rather get paid more and go where her talents will be appreciated then stay here with her friends. Apparently our unconditional love and affection for her and our [...]

Who’s Funnier?

Me: Check this out it is soooooo funny! http://thebloggess.com/?p=7306 Bob: Funny stuff. Your ‘un-review‘ post is funny as well. Who is funnier? You or 7aki? Me: You tell me. Bob: I like them both. 7aki is just a family friendly version of you. Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAZ. ————————————————————– You got it from the source.

My Little Buddha

I sent Bob a picture of peanut, who by the way I am calling little  Buddha from now on because, seriously, she has a Buddha belly that Buddha would be jealous of, JEALOUS I tell ya. So peanut calls her belly boody because she can’t say Buddha.  Fa3eeeeeeees. OK, end of tangent 1. This is [...]

Not a Happy Ending in Sight: A Fine Balance

I have never in my life read a book so full of despair, every time you think there is hope and your spirits lift you turn the page and you get  crushed by the reality of life. And yet I could not stop reading “A Fine Balance “ or stop turning the pages so fast. [...]

EW..An exchange at 7aki’s office

I am not sure if you remember one of our coworkers that goes by the name Alex , click the link, he is featured in exchange 2 but just to recap he is known to be the cheapest man alive. Oh and he’s kinda dirty too. Bob: I forgot to tell you the best Alex [...]

An Exchange At The 7aki Office

7aki at 10:45 AM : Lunch today? Where? I am hungry. Bob at 1:24 PM: I’m sorry l just got email access. As a Canadian – I think its right that l apologize for not having access to email and knowing that you would have sent an email for lunch. 7aki: Hahaha. I even came [...]

And Then There Were Two

Monday was a very very sad sad day. Words can’t describe the saddness I am feeling right now. Sadness and despair. It will never be the same , life as I know it has ended and a new phase has begun. William and I are sad to announce that Bob no longer works at the 7aki office anymore, [...]

Cat-astrophe

** A contribution by Bob** Topper didn’t come to work today because………..<spinning the wheel of excuses, where she stops nobody knows>……. “Her cat had to have emergency surgery” The amazing part was nobody knew she had a cat. And Topper talks non-stop about herself so its strange this cat has never come up in conversation. [...]

Accidental Adultery

**Guest post by Bob**  My wife and l were at a house party. There was food and drink and many people. The people were mostly my neighbours and all of them were couples. We got to the party around 9:00pm and l clung to my wife, so l wouldn’t have to have any meaningful conversation [...]

Blatantly lying , Xmas festivities and the Beard

Baba 7aki: I am pretty much fully booked next week because of all the Xmas parties and outings with my work and stuff  Me: Yeah but on Tuesday I have my work Xmas party , make sure you don’t book that. Baba 7aki: What!!!! You didn’t tell me!! I already have something for Tuesday and I can’t change it [...]

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