Delish Picks2011 kicked my ass. Career wise: I got the job of my dreams … and lost it. This sucked for me the most and took me about 6 months to get over. The kicker is? My boss loved me, my team loved me, my bosses boss loved me and the project was so cutting edge [...]
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So on Saturday I managed to slice my finger and it hurts like a MOFO. The cut was SO deep, I called out: “Babaaaa 7aaaki! I think my finger is cut really badly” He took one look at it and said: “Calm down” which made me automatically freak out. Baba 7aki wanted to administer some [...]
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Buddha has been recently, VERY recently, potty trained; she’s been clean for 4 weeks now, I really need to share the experience with you, I am still MORTIFIED at how long it took her to grasp the concept, maybe a post for some other time. Due to her newly acquired skills, she is very excited [...]
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Baba 7aki found this note posted in the mens bathroom. LMAO ———————————————— If you would like to leave a comment you can register here first. You only need to register once.
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I think some people think that when they have headphones on that are cranked up that they become invisible; not only nobody can hear them but also no one can see them. If I can’t hear me then nobody can … duhhh Today this guy who had headphones on proceeded to clear his throat and [...]
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So remember when I told you that Armageddon hit the 7aki household and everything turned into hell? One of the things that happened was that the washing machine broke down and to continue a tradition of eggsplosion 1 and eggsplosion 2 baba 7aki decided to branch out a little into: Rugsplosion. It was one beautiful [...]
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I have broken a record with this one. This is the first time EVER in the history of MY LIFE that I read four pages of a book that: – Was hailed as number 53 on the readers list and 63 on the boards list as one of the top 100 books of the century. [...]
Filed under: Book, Book Review, Books, Dystopia, ew, fiction, Just Shoot Me, kill me now, Rant | 11 Comments »
Remember that mystery I recently talked about, “The Mystery of the Disappearing Socks”. Why do our socks get lost in the process of washing? Well wonder no more because I found out HOW and WHERE these things disappear to. All our theories were wrong; no it was not a washing machine black hole, or a [...]
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Not figuratively but literally. I have been fighting a cold for the last week. Usually this kind of cold would be like NOTHING but because I am the sole nourishment source for one kid and the sole entertainment source for the other it left me spent. After I started feeling better yesterday , kablaaaaaaaam, I lost [...]
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Who Would have thought the 7aki household would have another eggsplosion. You need proof? You can’t handle the proof. HAHAHAHAHAHA Baba 7aki is HILARIOUS. And yup, he had to clean it up. Since this is a regular occurrence at the 7aki household I created a blog category for it. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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I am not sure if you remember one of our coworkers that goes by the name Alex , click the link, he is featured in exchange 2 but just to recap he is known to be the cheapest man alive. Oh and he’s kinda dirty too. Bob: I forgot to tell you the best Alex [...]
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Keeping with the theme of the previous post I rated some of the blogs on my blog roll, similar to a movie rating and oh boy this is just tooo funny. 1) First all the bloggers that are RATED G where all ages are admitted: First Let me Rate Roba’s And Far away. You can [...]
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OH MY GOD this is THE ugliest hat I have EVER seen. I mean Sarah Jessica Parker is already ugly but now she sprouted this monstrosity on her head. Why oh why ???? I think I should refrain from sleeping tonight just in case her hat haunts me in my dreams. And also is she [...]
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OK to start off. HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA. I think the plug-in series is going to be the equivalent of a star wars series. There were six of them so what do you call that? a six-ology? Read this and this for some background information on the subject. 3 weeks ago plug-in sighting: MY BATHROOM. The place where I go the SECOND [...]
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I was reading this post and the blogger asked what are the 3 nasty words that make you cringe. The words aren’t necessarily meant to be disgusting but you always cringe when you hear them . My words are: 1) Chafing . Especially when used in the context chafing dish . It just sounds dirty! 2) Ooze. Ewwwww. Well, [...]
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