Delish PicksI have developed a super power which is “Super Smell”. I am thinking of applying to the show “Heroes”, I will be the first pregnant super Hero. Is that the villain I smell who hasn’t showered for a day? Yes it is. What to do to stop him? Projectile vomit on him in super sonic [...]
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I’ve always seen Men in Jordan with the infamous long pinkie nail and I always wondered to why they have them, I thought it was a taxi cab driver specialty. I always thought that they grow them to pick their noses (I threw up in my mouth a little right now just picturing it in [...]
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Here’s how the events transpired. I made little 7aki a couple of boiled eggs for breakfast. She does not eat the cheese inside aka the egg yolks , she insists that it is cheese, so she ate the whites and I left the yolks in a bowl. Baba 7aki does not like to waste anything, [...]
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