Buddha has been recently, VERY recently, potty trained; she’s been clean for 4 weeks now, I really need to share the experience with you, I am still MORTIFIED at how long it took her to grasp the concept, maybe a post for some other time.
Due to her newly acquired skills, she is very excited to go to the bathroom, ESPECIALLY a public bathroom, can you please say EWWWWW?????
Yesterday we were invited to a kid friendly wedding, so we took the girls with, and in the span of three hours, no word of a lie, Buddha asked to go to the bathroom about TWELVE times!!! WTF???
It might be the foamy soap dispensers that lure her; our house does not provide already foamy soap, you have to actually RUB YOUR HANDS to make it foam. I can already tell that Buddha is high maintenance.
Or is it this Dyson hand dryer? OK guys this thing is OUT OF THIS WORLD!!! I am not even kidding you, I am positive this thing can launch a rocket that’s how powerful the air blast is. Buddha loves this thing! To be totally honest I love it too, hehehehe, it’s just so much FUN. It’s like going to a bathroom theme park!!!!
But I digress; at her maybe 8th trip she flipped out because I flushed the toilet, HAHAHAHA, OMG it was so funny! I was in the stall with her and this is what happened:
7aki flushes the toilet. The toilet did not flush fully, toilet paper still in the toilet.
Buddha: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO, I FLUSH THE TOILET!
7aki: No no I did not flush; see there is still toilet paper.
Buddha: NOOOOOOOO, you flushed!
7aki: No no I swear LOOK, there is STILL toilet paper.
Buddha: NOOOOOO, you flush my pee! YOU FLUSH MY PEE!!!!
7aki now hears people outside the stall laughing, now I laugh myself; this is just so funny!
Is this what kids reduced us to??? Flush negotiators?
Now while I was resolving the flushing of the pee issue I hear someone peeing in the next stall and I kid you not people it sounded like someone was dumping a bucket of water in the toilet, HAHAHAHAA, and it was just soooo loud, now little 7aki was in the next stall over and this is what happened:
little 7aki: WHAT IS THAT SOUND???
Now I am muffling my laugh because OMG what IS THAT sound?
Little 7aki: MAMA, WHAT IS THAT SOUND!
I mean little 7aki was loud. SUPER loud. I start giggling , I mean the pee sound is not only loud but this lady is still PEEING, it took her like 5 hours to finish. Maybe if I go there today I will still find her there emptying her bucket!
Little 7aki: WEIRD.
7aki (no longer able to contain myself): HAHAHAHAHAHA.
And this concludes me totally over-sharing today.