I’d Rather Be Poor

Bob: Its only 9:36 AM and wifey just called me from a store and wants to buy 2 patio lounge chairs. $120 Dollars . done . 7aki: Hahahaha Bob: Who the eff goes to the store this early. The staff are probably saying what the eff! 7aki : She’s on a mission. You should buy [...]

Ho’ing

Little Buddha: what’s that noise? Is someone ho’ing outside. 7aki (double take) : what was that? whose doing what? Little Buddha: I hear baba ho’ing outside. 7aki: ? what? little Buddha: He is ho’ing the lawn. 7aki: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. You mean MOWING the lawn? little Buddha: Yeah, ho’ing the lawn. 7aki to Baba 7aki through the [...]

Double Douchy

(A guest post by Bob) I hate my job so much that l’d rather spend time detailing inane conversations l have…. Sunday night, wife and l are at the park sitting on the bench watching the kids play. My cellphone rings and l quickly take a look at the call display and promptly put it [...]

Overheard In the Bathroom. Potty Language Advisory

Buddha has been recently, VERY recently, potty trained; she’s been clean for 4 weeks now, I really need to share the experience with you, I am still MORTIFIED at how long it took her to grasp the concept,  maybe a post for some other time. Due to her newly acquired skills, she is very excited [...]

Urgent World Wide Search

I have lost something dear to me and I am announcing here on the internet in hopes that SOMEONE out there will find it. I am so sad by this loss and honestly horrified at the idea of never finding it. Honestly I just want to cry right now. When you have something that was [...]

Bridesmaids: The Movie

I have not laughed so hard at a movie theater for a very, very , very long time! So long in fact I actually don’t remember when. The movie was well scripted, well cast and well directed. I did not stop laughing throughout the whole movie;  you HAVE to go see it.  Its much funnier [...]

Winning

This is selling in  downtown Toronto  EVERYWHERE! Could be yours for the low price of 19.99! It’s a T-Shirt. CRACKS.ME.UP! ———————————————— If you would like to leave a comment you can register here first. You only need to register once.

Passive Aggresive Note ala Toronto Style

Baba 7aki found this note posted in the mens bathroom. LMAO ———————————————— If you would like to leave a comment you can register here first. You only need to register once.

How to Prepare For Judgment Day May 21, 2011

So tomorrow is the end of the world as we know it, well according to Harold Camping anyways, so this post is a “how to” get ready for judgment day. -If you are a believer, and only a believer in the religions that say there is a judgment day, build yourself a hammock, relax, make [...]

Touché

7aki: Life is a bitch. Bob: Life wouldn’t be such a bitch if you come up here for lunch. (Up here is really far from where 7aki works) 7aki: How about we meet half way? Name that song. Bob: Black eyed peas. Uptown girl you’re So far away so we’ll Meet you in the middle [...]

Ploopy… Pass It On

OH EM GEE it’s May already! How does time fly like that? Why has 7aki not been blogging a lot? It’s because life has been bitch slapping 7aki, that’s why. And 7aki feels that she is bored too and in a totally UN-funny mood for the past 6 months. So what has been happening? Kids, [...]

Sh*t My Dad Says

This book is soooooooooooo funny! The story behind it is that the book author Justin Halpern had a 2 year long distance relationship with his girlfriend; he lived and worked in LA and she lived in San Diego and wanted to move in with her so he found a job that will allow him to [...]

Then We Came to the End

I loved Then We Came to the End by Joshua Ferris. The whole book is written in the plural first person. This is how we are introduced to the characters: We were fractious and overpaid. Our mornings lacked promise. At least those of us who smoked had something to look forward to at ten-fifteen. Most [...]

Guy Who Draws on The Elivator Door With His Nose Grease.

It’s hard for me to find anything on the internet that makes me laugh , but this!!!!!!  AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Source  

Rugsplosion?

So remember when I told you that Armageddon hit the 7aki household and everything turned into hell? One of the things that happened was that the washing machine broke down and to continue a tradition of eggsplosion 1 and eggsplosion 2 baba 7aki decided to branch out a little into: Rugsplosion. It was one beautiful [...]

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