Rugsplosion?

So remember when I told you that Armageddon hit the 7aki household and everything turned into hell? One of the things that happened was that the washing machine broke down and to continue a tradition of eggsplosion 1 and eggsplosion 2 baba 7aki decided to branch out a little into: Rugsplosion. It was one beautiful [...]

The Story of The MOFO BIB-BIB

Alright, so as I mentioned in my previous post, little Buddha is a liiiiiiiiiiiiittle bit diva-isk, she wants what she wants and she wants it NOOOOOOOWWWW. It all started when we were on a mini two day vacation to a beach resort . And as you all know on a beach there must be sand, [...]

If I Win A Million Dollars

Me: What would you buy if you win a Million Dollars? Little 7aki: I would buy a Unicorn. Me: HAHAHAHA. OK what would your taita (Grandma) buy? Little 7aki: She would buy a big giant cook book made out of gold. Me: Alright, what do you think little Buddha (AKA baby 7aki) would like to [...]

My Little Buddha

I sent Bob a picture of peanut, who by the way I am calling little  Buddha from now on because, seriously, she has a Buddha belly that Buddha would be jealous of, JEALOUS I tell ya. So peanut calls her belly boody because she can’t say Buddha.  Fa3eeeeeeees. OK, end of tangent 1. This is [...]

The Well-dressed Ape: A Natural History Of Myself

LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT. I have not read a non fiction kinda scientific book (biology) in a while that was sooooo much fun, the author, Hannah Holmes, is hilariuos.  At one point in the book she stood in the front of the mirror naked and used herself as a study specimen [...]

The World According to Garp

Ok so The World According to Garp by John Irving is apparently sooooo popular that it was voted as one of the best 100 books of the century by readers ( I will share the list with you in a future post) I also was at a baby shower and one of the ladies there [...]

Dentists and Hair Dressers: A Comparative Study

There are two chairs I don’t like to occupy; Dentists and Hair dressers. They both manage to make me super self-conscious. With Hair dressers my hair is never good enough, it’s either too dry, or it’s too oily, it is too long or too short, I either condition it too much or I don’t do [...]

This “Sharing Business”.

Me: I am going to buy 2 bars of chocolate, one for you and one for me and peanut to share. Little 7aki: Can I have a piece from yours when I finish mine? Me: But you have a whole bar for yourself! Why would you want to share your sisters? Little 7aki: Because I [...]

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Transformers 2

Optimus prime is a bad ass.   Bummblebee will always be my favorite. I have been dreaming of owning that Camaro. I NEED it. And did you see the Jordanian flag in the moive? LOVED IT. The movie was funny, suspenseful. I really enjoyed it. But one thing  I want to get off my chest.Petra [...]

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An “I Wish The Earth Could Open and Swallow Me” Moment

I really wished that would happen, I was even imagining it: Maybe I can melt? Maybe I can become invisible? It was an OMG I wish the earth would just open , right here, right now and swallow me moment. Little 7aki is turning five soon , oh how time flies, so we are busy [...]

Little 7aki Mistifies Me!

Little 7aki LOVES to eat the following: 1) Shrimp. Yes, shrimp. She would eat pounds of it if I let her. 2) Spinach. Which some adults don’ t even want to smell. 3) Brie cheese. Like , helloooooooo, who LIKES Brie cheese? Most people hate it. ( I love it) 4) Ask her what’s your [...]

A Dose Of Amnesia: Remember Me?

I just finished reading Remember Me? by Sophie Kinsella. Lexi has a car accident which erases 3 years from her memory. She wakes up in the hospital room to find out that she is married, has a successful career and looks hot. A fun and easy read. Currently reading: The Boy in The Striped Pyjamas [...]

A Couple of Funny Doses

I just finished reading “The Undomestic Goddess ” and “Can You Keep a secret” by Sophie Kinsella. The first is about a high profile lawyer who gets mistaken for a house keeper and the second is about a woman who gives away all her secrets to a stranger which comes back and bites her in the [...]

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