My Little Buddha

I sent Bob a picture of peanut, who by the way I am calling little  Buddha from now on because, seriously, she has a Buddha belly that Buddha would be jealous of, JEALOUS I tell ya. So peanut calls her belly boody because she can’t say Buddha.  Fa3eeeeeeees. OK, end of tangent 1. This is [...]

The Well-dressed Ape: A Natural History Of Myself

LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT. I have not read a non fiction kinda scientific book (biology) in a while that was sooooo much fun, the author, Hannah Holmes, is hilariuos.  At one point in the book she stood in the front of the mirror naked and used herself as a study specimen [...]

Dentists and Hair Dressers: A Comparative Study

There are two chairs I don’t like to occupy; Dentists and Hair dressers. They both manage to make me super self-conscious. With Hair dressers my hair is never good enough, it’s either too dry, or it’s too oily, it is too long or too short, I either condition it too much or I don’t do [...]

This “Sharing Business”.

Me: I am going to buy 2 bars of chocolate, one for you and one for me and peanut to share. Little 7aki: Can I have a piece from yours when I finish mine? Me: But you have a whole bar for yourself! Why would you want to share your sisters? Little 7aki: Because I [...]

Overheard in the Lunch Room 1

My new cubicle is located right next to the lunch room so I get to hear a lot of chatter during the day so I will start a series called: overheard in the lunch room. Way too talkative colleague (AKA the Nanny because she sounds like Nanny Fran):  When I go in the shower, first, [...]

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It was once said that there will be a US black president when pigs can fly. Indeed, swine flu …

An “I Wish The Earth Could Open and Swallow Me” Moment

I really wished that would happen, I was even imagining it: Maybe I can melt? Maybe I can become invisible? It was an OMG I wish the earth would just open , right here, right now and swallow me moment. Little 7aki is turning five soon , oh how time flies, so we are busy [...]

A Dose Of Amnesia: Remember Me?

I just finished reading Remember Me? by Sophie Kinsella. Lexi has a car accident which erases 3 years from her memory. She wakes up in the hospital room to find out that she is married, has a successful career and looks hot. A fun and easy read. Currently reading: The Boy in The Striped Pyjamas [...]

A Couple of Funny Doses

I just finished reading “The Undomestic Goddess ” and “Can You Keep a secret” by Sophie Kinsella. The first is about a high profile lawyer who gets mistaken for a house keeper and the second is about a woman who gives away all her secrets to a stranger which comes back and bites her in the [...]

Why Kids These Days Think They Had It Hard

So yesterday I got this email and I posted it here (You have to read this first before you read this post), then one of the guys who got the email wrote this, and I was laughing soooo hard it is soooooooo funny: Whatever, that’s nothing! When I was young, I had to bend behind the computer [...]

Kids these days have it sooooo easy.

I do realize that this is an old joke and  I am actually copying and pasting but I can’t resist. It made me chuckle. And you youngER readers. I am not that old but I can relate. LOL. I was actually 11 in 1987 . The text in bold made me laugh out loud. I [...]

Little 7aki told a joke that was actually funny!!!

Little 7aki (using my headphones that have a mic attached to them) : pkhhhh pshhhhhhht pkhhhh pshhhhhy , Major Major come in. Me (pretending my phone was a walkie talkie ): Yes Commander I hear you Little 7aki: Major Major can you hear me? Me: I can hear you come in. Little 7aki: I have [...]

Barack Lincoln

Obama is being compared a lot to Abraham Lincoln or at least people are hopeful that he is. Also there is a rumor that Hilary Clinton is going to be Secretary of state. Interesting. I really CAN’T wait for Inauguration Day on January 20th, 2009. Check out this funny cartoon via source HAHAHAHAHAHA pork roast [...]

I kissed a Girl And I Liked it!

Can someone PLEASE get this song out of my head???? It has the most stupid lyrics but I can’t stop signing along, if I hear it on the Radio or wherever I HAVE to sing along. Check it out. And shhh don’t tell baba 7aki I told you but I caught him singing it the [...]

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