عرمرم Aramram

Aramram is the first Interent TV channel that is brodacst , or hosted, from Amman, Jordan.

I love it.

The clips are great. It’s Done by young people for young people and it covers so many topics that are not covered by the main stream media in general.

Sometimes it’ funny, sometimes it’s inspiring and it’s always creative.

What I love the most about it is that it’s in Arabic which makes it for our Arab youth, makes the message reach everyone not just a certain segment in Jordan and the Arab world.

What a great site and a great job. I hope it continues and does not fade with time.

Keep up the good work guys!

Here’s the link. GO WATCH IT. It’s an order.

(http://www.aramram.com/)

A Future Glimpse: Jordanian Blogsphere Post Topics in Ramadan.

Here is a glimpse into the future to what the topics will be like on the Jordanian blog sphere during the holy month of Ramadan:

- Someone will complain that the people just fast and do nothing else like be angry and gossip and what not.

- Someone will complain:  OMG why can’t people leave me the hell alone if I don’t want to fast? It’s a personal choice.

- Someone will complain about people wasting so much food in Ramadan , since when is Ramadan about eating? It’s about sacrifice and worshiping God.

- Someone will post Abu mahjoob caricature either protesting the prices in Ramadan, the gluttony of the people, or the state of the workforce during Ramadan.

- Someone will complain: Since when is Ramadan going for argeeleh and playing cards? What about worshiping God?

- Someone will post pictures of food (heheheh that would be actually welcome)

- Someone will complain about why do we need short hours in Ramadan and how the country goes in a stand still . BUT WHY? why can’t it be just a regular day?

- Someone will post about how people are obsessed with TV in Ramadan and maybe recap the musalsalat that are going on.

- Maioush will say: Il Roz lissa ma istawa. HAHAHAHAHAHA

- Then when Eid comes, someone will protest about the silliness of just visiting someone who was at your house 10 minutes ago and how they’re dying from the sweets and coffee they had to endure and how young couples escape to Aqaba or something.

- The ultimate post where someone will complain about all the above

So this basically covers almost anything that would be said about Ramadan and guess what, it already started.

Ramadan Mubarak Y’all

Sorry Because You Stepped On My Foot.

I love Canadians. Why? Here is a great example:

Yesterday I was waiting to get on the subway, the subway stopped so I stepped back to let somebody out before getting on and I accidentally stepped on someones foot so she said: “Sorry , I was standing too close to you”.

Now, where in any country in the world do you step on someones foot and they would apologize to you? you gotta love Canada.

I can picture this happening in Amman :

A guy steps on another guys foot.

The steppee: Shu had, a3ma inta? ma tfatte7. (Are you blind?)

The stepper : ana asef ya akh. (I am sorry brother)

The steppee: asif? min wain asrefha ana hadi asif. lesh ma btitalla3 2oddamak willa warak. (Are you sorry? From which bank should I cash the sorry? Why aren’t you looking in front of you or behind you? )

The stepper: la 7awala wala quatta illa billah, ya zalameh ma ana 2olet asef. (God have mercy on my soul. Man I said I was sorry!)

The steppee: tab lesh 3am bitsarekh, ya3ni da3aset 3ala ijry w 3am bitsarekh kaman? ( I want to know why you are shouting? You step on my foot and you have the audacity to shout too!!!)

The stepper: ya zalameh sally 3ala ilnabi, ana ma sarrakhet 3aliak, ya fatta7 ya 3aleem 3ala hal sobo7. ( I didn’t shout! What a great way to start the day!)

The steppee: lyakoon mish 3ajbak, 7ases inno mish 3ajbak ya3ni ( It seems you don’t like what I am saying to you, I have a feeling that you don’t)

The stepper: bti3raf, 2ah, mish 3ajibny. ana mish 2asef, roo7 ballet ilba7ar. ( You know what. Yes, I don’t like what you’re saying, and I am not sorry, go tile the sea)

The steppee: tab lesh 3am bitseb. (Why are you swearing at me?)

The stepper: walak inta kinnak 7maaaaaaar. ana ma sabbait. ( Are you a donkey or something? I didn’t swear at you!!!)

The setpee: Ibtid3as 3ala ijry w kaman bitseb 3alaieh. ( You step on my foot and you swear too!)

The stepper: bti3raf, shikly kaman biddi ad3as 3ala rasak. ( You know what, I think I also want to step on your head too.)

And then il toshe bitwalle3 . ( And then a big fight ensues)

LOL, no?

OMG the English translation just CRACKS ME UP. HAHAHAHAAHA.

Why was Wasfi Tal Street called “Gardens Street”

OK, I am tired of reading the same question over and over to why the Gardens street was called that.

Myth: It was called gardens because of the greenery.

Fact: There was a place on the street that had a restaurant, a pool a movie dome and some amusement park kind of rides that was called “The gardens”.

The street almost had nothing on it back in the day and “The gardens” was the most prominent place on the street therefor, like many streets in Amman, it got called by its most prominent place.

Another fact: When we were kids the gardens park used to have a monkey in a cage and you were allowed to feed it, so I was so excited to give it some popcorn, every time I extended my hand to give the monkey the popcorn and it extended it’s arm to get it I would withdraw my hand cos I was scared (I think I was KG2 or Grade one at the time) , I did it for like four times, then , all of a sudden and out of the blue the monkey got so frustrated and it slapped me soooooooooo hard on my face, LOL. STUPID UGLY MONKEY, I still hate it still. It hurt like a bitch.

Yeah , so it existed and I was there to “experience” it.

My favorite thing to do there was to watch a movie at the big dome there, wow it was sooo cool, you sit on the floor and the whole dome had the movie playing on all sides and the ceiling, they used to have roller coaster movies and airplane movies, if you laid on your back and watched you would think you were really flying.

At the gardens my sister learned how to swim (or didn’t learn how to swim). Her first swimming lesson? the instructor threw her at the deep end and told my mom: “Relax, her instinct will kick in and she will try hard to swim and maybe she will do it.” HAHAHAHAH . Stupid swimming instructor, are you RETARDED. Well it didn’t work, like DUH. So he had to go in and get her.

This concludes a history lesson in “Why was the gardens street called ‘The gardens Street’ “

Greatest Jordanians of all time – The results

1) Emad Hajjaj With 9.6% of the vote

- Born in Ramallah in 1967
- Received Elementary Education at UNRWA schools at Al Wehdat Refugee Camp in Jordan.
- Received his First Award in 1974 in an elementary school competition.
- His first cartoon was published in the university newspaper (Sahafat Al Yarmouk) in 1987.
- Graduated from Yarmouk University in 1991 with a BA in Fine Arts (graphic design) as a Major, and journalism as a Minor.
- After graduation, he worked for several local newspapers, including Akher Khabar, Al Ahali, Al Raseef, Al Bilad, Al Mustaqbal, Al Dustour, and Al Rai. In 1992 he started working for the London-based Al Quds Al Arabi newspaper, and then moved to work for Al Dustour. Since 1993 – Hajjaj has been working at the leading Jordanian daily Al Rai, until he was dismissed after one of his controversial cartoons in the year 2000.
- Then he worked for Al Dustour daily newspaper from the year 2000 till the mid of 2004.
- Now he is working with Al Ghad newspaper, Al Quds Al arabi (London), and his cartoons also available on http://www.cartoonweb.com and http://www.politicalcartoons.com and his own web site www.mahjoob.com.

2) King Hussein bin Talal with 8.8% of the votes

His Majesty King Hussein bin Talal (1935-1999), the father of modern Jordan, will always be remembered as a leader who guided his country through strife and turmoil to become an oasis of peace, stability and moderation in the Middle East.

For the royal official website click here

3) Mashhour Hadithah with 8.4% of the vote. The leader of our first and only victory over Israel in the Karameh battle.

Thanks to Muhannad who told me about this link click here for more information about Mashhour Hadeetha.

4) Toujan Faisal Galajjari with 6.7% of the vote

Toujan Faisal (Arabic: توجان الفيصل‎) (born in 1948) is a human rights activist and a former TV journalist, who was Jordan’s first female Member of Parliament. She is a Circassian.

For the full Wikipedia entry click here

4) Wasfi Al Tal with 6.7% of the vote

Wasfi al-Tal (1919 – November 28, 1971) (Arabic: وصفي التل) was prime minister of Jordan for several terms. He was assasinated by the Black September unit of the PLO.

For the full wikipedia entry click here

5) Mustafa Wahbi Al Tal (Arar) with 5.9% of the vote

1897 Arar was born on May 25, 1897 in the city of Irbid in North Jordan as Mustafa Salih Mustafa Yousof al-Tull (also spelled Yousef al-Tal). A second name “Wahbi” was added to his name in the Western tradition imported via the Ottoman Turks.

He was also a great poet.

For the full wikipedia entry click here

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Below are the top 14 precentages :

Name ——————– Number of votes ————- Percentage
Emad Hajjaj ————–23 ——————————9.6%
King Hussein ————- 21 ——————————8.8%
Mashhour Hadithah —— 20 ——————————8.4%
Toujan Faisal ————- 16 —————————– 6.7%
Wasfi Al Tal ————– 16—————————– 6.7%
Mustafa Wahbi Al Tal——14—————————- 5.9%
Tarek Nasser————–13—————————- 5.8%
Laith Shbelat————– 11—————————–4.9%
Nahed hattar————– 9——————————3.9%
King Abdallah 2nd——— 8—————————–3.5%
Firas Il-Ajlouni———— 7——————————3.1%
Abdul Hameed Shouman– 7——————————3.1%
Ibrahim nasrallah——— 6——————————2.7%
Glubb Pasha————– 4——————————1.8%
The Jordanian citizen—– 4——————————1.8%
Thomas Edward Lawrence -3—————————-1.3%
Mounes Razzaz————3—————————–1.3%
Naser El Deen el Asad—–3—————————– 1.3%
The Jordanian Soldier & Martyr-3———————– 1.3%
Taher Al Masri————-3—————————- 1.3%
The Jodanian Mother—— 3—————————–1.3%
3oda abu Tayeh———– 2—————————– 0.9%
Haidar Mahmoud———-2—————————–0.9%
King Abdallah 1st———-2—————————–0.9%
Queen Rania—————2—————————- 0.9%
The Jordanian teacher—–2—————————- 0.9%

There are 27 votes cast for 27 different people i did not include in the table above.

Don’t forget to vote for the Greatest Jordanians of all time

We always say how we love Jordan and it’s people but we never say who are the greatest Jordanians of all time.

This week will be your last chance to vote because I will announce the results this Saturday the 24th of March.

Come on, don’t be shy, VOTE for your favourites.

Click here to Vote for the Greatest Jordanians of all time.

Phases you go through when you leave Jordan

Phase 1: Hate

Hating every second of the new country because they do everything differently and no matter how bad Jordan is you feel it does it better be it the food, the waiting in line, going out and having fun etc etc..

You want to go home, you just can’t stand it there and can’t wait to visit Amman.

This phase usually lasts for at least a year.

Phase 2: Naiveté

After you get used to doing everything differently you start loving the freedom in the new country to say whatever and do whatever. You start looking around you and seeing all the different religions and cultures and you wonder and ask yourself “Is Islam the right religion for me?” Type questions. And so on and so forth.

You feel you are equal to everybody there and that everybody loves you.

You still can’t grasp the sense of humour in the new place so you are trying hard to understand everything that’s going around you.

During this phase you visit Jordan and you go: what was I smoking when I said Jordan is better, I take it back, I wish Jordan was half of what this country is. The smoking everywhere the annoying traditions I have to go through etc etc.

This phase lasts for at least 2 – 3 years

Phase 3: Realization – Hate

Realising that Jordan IS good, the people are what make it and you love it because you are kind of truly equal there now you know that the new country you live in hates immigrants (in secret) unless you are westernised and you drink wine and you go clubbing and you conform to there traditions because once you stray from that you will not be treated equally (it’s very subtle though to be labelled racism).

The difference though here is you are protected by the law if anybody decided to treat you differently.

Maybe this lasts for a year.

Phase 4: Acceptance

Now you accept Jordan and the new country and you kind of balance yourself and love what deserves to be loved in both and really judge things without being biased to either.

I am in phase 4.

I will see if there will be more phases. Maybe when I get older I will revert to phase 1 again, who knows.

What do you think?

Update:

Qwaider added some phases that I thought too good not to include so after reading his phases I am at phase 5 really and not 4

Phase 5: Longing

Longing to the good old times in Jordan. And that’s what you do while interacting through your blog. You feel that you still have a foot step in Jordan while you’re still in exile…

Phase 6: Determining to go back

In this phase everything you do is for the effort to go back in x amount of years. Might end up in any number of phases above

Phase 7: Actually going back

You finally do it … and make it back to Jordan

Optional Phases:

Phase 8:
You go back, Hate everything and pack up and go back to the US and land in Phase 2

Phase 9:
You go back … and you hate everything, you don’t decide to return to the US but live in phase HATE THE WORLD for the rest of your life

Vote for the five greatest Jordanians of all time

Today I was going to post an entry about the five greates Jordanians of all time. After I thought about King Hussein, I could not think of anyone else.

Isn’t it sad that I did not know that? How many other Jordanians don’t know?

So my fellow Jordanians, bloggers and none bloggeres , I want you to nominate your most favorite Jordanian/s.

To be a Jordanian is to have the Jordanian citizenship, so it does not matter where they are originally from.

Send your vote for the five greatest Jordanians to my email haki(dash)fadi(at)hotmail(dot)com . Please include a link or some information about the nominee if you can.

I am going to announce the results on March 24, 2007.

And please, spread the word.

Update: click here for the results

I miss it ..I miss it not.. I miss it ..I miss it not..

I miss the people in Amman
I don’t miss the lack of water

I miss garbage collection everyday
I don’t miss the car noises toot beep beep beep tooooooooooooooooooot

I miss mama and my brother and sister L , ta3alooh zooroony
I don’t miss jaretna the old lady who used to spy on us

I miss going out everyday to the café’s
I don’t miss coffee costing 2 JDs

I miss the weather
I don’t miss the smoking everywhere

I miss my friends
I don’t miss the “we have to visit khalet im 3am bint 3amek la2enoh 3aib”

I miss a proper eid and Ramadan
I don’t miss not being able to walk 2 steps on a sidewalk (not because of the trees ) but because of “shu ya 7elweh” and the “ya raitny kont…fill in the blank”

I miss real good food
I miss driving around aimlessly
I miss speaking Arabic all the time
I miss the dead sea
I miss Petra
I miss my taita
I miss wasat ilbalad
I miss everything

I miss it I miss it I miss it …I really do.

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