Delish Picks2011 kicked my ass. Career wise: I got the job of my dreams … and lost it. This sucked for me the most and took me about 6 months to get over. The kicker is? My boss loved me, my team loved me, my bosses boss loved me and the project was so cutting edge [...]
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Yeah, being at work and opening your blog and getting the finger, blog post below this one, is NOT a good idea, HAHAHAHA. So let me tell you how shitty it has been in the past few months: – End of May baby Buddha had a very bad, and I am talking very bad respiratory distress [...]
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So on Saturday I managed to slice my finger and it hurts like a MOFO. The cut was SO deep, I called out: “Babaaaa 7aaaki! I think my finger is cut really badly” He took one look at it and said: “Calm down” which made me automatically freak out. Baba 7aki wanted to administer some [...]
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… and it’s called Baby Alive Wet and Giggle. The key word here is WET, she wets her diaper. KILL ME NOW!!! Little Buddha, who is almost 3, is OBSESSED with changing her diaper every 5 minutes, I am not exaggerating, we gave it to her , as an Eid present , on Tuesday [...]
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7aki: I hate Monday. Bob: Monday is an ass. 7aki: Eff Monday. Bob: Monday should be shot. 7aki: Monday should be stabbed with a pencil. Bob: I spit on Monday. 7aki: (Tottaly unbloggable, no seriously). Bob: Monday is a whore ( HAHAHAHAHA, That’s too funny!). 7aki: You know who I want to stab? The music [...]
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I have lost something dear to me and I am announcing here on the internet in hopes that SOMEONE out there will find it. I am so sad by this loss and honestly horrified at the idea of never finding it. Honestly I just want to cry right now. When you have something that was [...]
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I needed a snack so I reached into my goodies kitchen cabinet (yes I have one and it’s spilling with stuff) and I got a bag of chips, I opened it and BAM! A post was inspired. I will list things, despite their insignificance, that irk me: 1) Why are bags of chips big and [...]
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OH EM GEE it’s May already! How does time fly like that? Why has 7aki not been blogging a lot? It’s because life has been bitch slapping 7aki, that’s why. And 7aki feels that she is bored too and in a totally UN-funny mood for the past 6 months. So what has been happening? Kids, [...]
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It was indeed PROVEN, with not a shadow of a doubt that all the trouble coming lately into my life is from the Evil eye . It’s an eye I thought was the eye of a friend, but no, this eye turned out to be the eye of EVIL. I from now on will call [...]
Filed under: Armageddon, biddi mama, Bob, drama, inhumane, Just Shoot Me, kill me now, MOFO BIB - BIB, Rant, The begining of the end | 2 Comments »
So remember when I told you that Armageddon hit the 7aki household and everything turned into hell? One of the things that happened was that the washing machine broke down and to continue a tradition of eggsplosion 1 and eggsplosion 2 baba 7aki decided to branch out a little into: Rugsplosion. It was one beautiful [...]
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There was a series of unfortunate events that just bombarded me in the past 3 weeks. It’s like I had a lot of bad things piled up waiting to hit me and BOOM they came one after the other. – Started my new job but not really because my old job begged to keep me [...]
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Alright, so as I mentioned in my previous post, little Buddha is a liiiiiiiiiiiiittle bit diva-isk, she wants what she wants and she wants it NOOOOOOOWWWW. It all started when we were on a mini two day vacation to a beach resort . And as you all know on a beach there must be sand, [...]
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I have broken a record with this one. This is the first time EVER in the history of MY LIFE that I read four pages of a book that: – Was hailed as number 53 on the readers list and 63 on the boards list as one of the top 100 books of the century. [...]
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On Tuesday I paid a nice visit to the torture chamber Oral surgeon and I got my wisdom tooth extracted. Said tooth was sitting harmlessly in my mouth minding it’s own business and not causing any trouble, I just had to interfere in its harmlesness and get it out “just in case” it wanted to [...]
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There are two chairs I don’t like to occupy; Dentists and Hair dressers. They both manage to make me super self-conscious. With Hair dressers my hair is never good enough, it’s either too dry, or it’s too oily, it is too long or too short, I either condition it too much or I don’t do [...]
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