On Coming Back to Work and Such

So I am back in the work force and it took me a record 3 days to realize that although I am excited to be back at work and that I missed it there is a list of things that I have not missed: 1) Committing every speeding violation to drop little 7aki off to [...]

A Public Service Announcement

When you place a new toilet paper roll (and for all that’s holy in the world) it has to be over like so : And not under like so: End of public service announcement. You are welcome.

An “I Wish The Earth Could Open and Swallow Me” Moment

I really wished that would happen, I was even imagining it: Maybe I can melt? Maybe I can become invisible? It was an OMG I wish the earth would just open , right here, right now and swallow me moment. Little 7aki is turning five soon , oh how time flies, so we are busy [...]

The Day I Lost My Voice, My Eyeballs Melted and I Went Blind

Not figuratively but literally. I have been fighting a cold for the last week. Usually this kind of cold would be like NOTHING but because I am the sole nourishment source for one kid and the sole entertainment source for the other it left me spent. After I started feeling better yesterday , kablaaaaaaaam,  I lost [...]

I couldn’t have said it better myself

“I’m feeling very DONE, either way. My skin is stretched beyond insanity, my ribs feel bruised, the heartburn is unbearable (I get it from EVERYTHING, including WATER THAT IS TOO COLD), and I’ve started throwing up again. My clothes don’t fit, I’ve graduated to the uber-sexy nursing bras, and I’m already not sleeping. Bring it, [...]

I Am Back To Work …

… And I can’t keep my eyes open to save my life. I want to sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep. – So I got a wicked tan while I was off. Are you jealous? – My Belly is much bigger , I am 7 months pregnant now. The baby should weigh 2.5 pounds and it’s moving a lot, I [...]

The Attack of The Plug-in

OK to start off. HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA. I think the plug-in series is going to be the equivalent of a star wars series. There were six of them so what do you call that? a six-ology? Read this and this for some background information on the subject. 3 weeks ago plug-in sighting: MY BATHROOM. The place where I go the SECOND [...]

On Throwing up and Such

I have developed a super power which is “Super Smell”. I am thinking of applying to the show “Heroes”, I will be the first pregnant super Hero. Is that the villain I smell who hasn’t showered for a day? Yes it is. What to do to stop him? Projectile vomit on him in super sonic [...]

And I Hate March Too

2008 so far hasn’t been a good year health wise for me. Got sick From February 18th till like the 25 and now I have been sooooo sick that I have been in bed all week. Every muscle in my body aches, coughing, sneezing, I got the chills, and then  the sweats, can’t remember sleeping [...]

I HATE February

HATE IT. HATE IT. HATE IT. HATE IT.  And this year we have to suffer through one extra day of it. Feb, I  can’t wait for tomorrow to come so I can say BBye! Why do I hate February? Take a look at this: This weather is just inhumane. Nobody should suffer through this. And honestly, [...]

It’s been one of those weeks where ..

… I want to either crawl under a rock or stay under the covers until it ends.

Kill me now or I’ll murder someone!!!!!! (Warning: Mature language)

There’s this lady at work who SINGS OUT LOUD with the fucking radio, could you for Fucks sake shut the Fuck up!!!!!  I am raging right now, LOL, for real, she is soooooooooooo annyoing God help me, if I go postal I swear to God I am heading to her cubicle right away then I [...]

A Random all over the place post

- So little 7aki is back to School and holy shit do I have a lot of work to do at work. – I am soooo hungry right now its not even funny. – It’s 6:30 in the morning. Why the hell did I wake up at 5:30?!?!?!? Ha? HA? I hate it when I [...]

RANT RANT RANT

I am sick of commuting. SICK. On Friday there was a tornado , it took maybe only half an hour, I was on the train listening to some music and dosing off then I wake up and all of a sudden the sky went black, and there were torrential rains, I was like HOLY SHIT, [...]

3anjad EFT..shu had???

I just got of the phone with sister , she has a trip to the states in June so she said, hey, let me stop by sister to see 7aki junior (AKA 7aki ilzgheereh) so she is in the process of getting her a visa and boy let me tell yah. *&^%^$&^%I*&(*####&&%%***^. Why for Gods [...]

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