I’d Rather Be Poor

Bob: Its only 9:36 AM and wifey just called me from a store and wants to buy 2 patio lounge chairs. $120 Dollars . done . 7aki: Hahahaha Bob: Who the eff goes to the store this early. The staff are probably saying what the eff! 7aki : She’s on a mission. You should buy [...]

Double Douchy

(A guest post by Bob) I hate my job so much that l’d rather spend time detailing inane conversations l have…. Sunday night, wife and l are at the park sitting on the bench watching the kids play. My cellphone rings and l quickly take a look at the call display and promptly put it [...]

Touché

7aki: Life is a bitch. Bob: Life wouldn’t be such a bitch if you come up here for lunch. (Up here is really far from where 7aki works) 7aki: How about we meet half way? Name that song. Bob: Black eyed peas. Uptown girl you’re So far away so we’ll Meet you in the middle [...]

Cat-astrophe

** A contribution by Bob** Topper didn’t come to work today because………..<spinning the wheel of excuses, where she stops nobody knows>……. “Her cat had to have emergency surgery” The amazing part was nobody knew she had a cat. And Topper talks non-stop about herself so its strange this cat has never come up in conversation. [...]

Accidental Adultery

**Guest post by Bob**  My wife and l were at a house party. There was food and drink and many people. The people were mostly my neighbours and all of them were couples. We got to the party around 9:00pm and l clung to my wife, so l wouldn’t have to have any meaningful conversation [...]

The Beginning of the end . . .

(A contribution by Bob) 7aki Fadi is now off the grid and is probably sipping a few adult beverages, soaking in the sun and regretting that she has left William and I in charge. I need to blog something because 7aki Fadi (crazie bssh!!) will declare a fatwa on me, if l don’t, so here [...]

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