Why 2011 Sucked Ass And Why I Am Glad It’s Behind Me

2011 kicked my ass. Career wise: I got the job of my dreams … and lost it. This sucked for me the most and took me about 6 months to get over. The kicker is? My boss loved me, my team loved me, my bosses boss loved me and the project was so cutting edge [...]

I’d Rather Be Poor

Bob: Its only 9:36 AM and wifey just called me from a store and wants to buy 2 patio lounge chairs. $120 Dollars . done . 7aki: Hahahaha Bob: Who the eff goes to the store this early. The staff are probably saying what the eff! 7aki : She’s on a mission. You should buy [...]

Double Douchy

(A guest post by Bob) I hate my job so much that l’d rather spend time detailing inane conversations l have…. Sunday night, wife and l are at the park sitting on the bench watching the kids play. My cellphone rings and l quickly take a look at the call display and promptly put it [...]

Overheard In the Bathroom. Potty Language Advisory

Buddha has been recently, VERY recently, potty trained; she’s been clean for 4 weeks now, I really need to share the experience with you, I am still MORTIFIED at how long it took her to grasp the concept,  maybe a post for some other time. Due to her newly acquired skills, she is very excited [...]

Urgent World Wide Search

I have lost something dear to me and I am announcing here on the internet in hopes that SOMEONE out there will find it. I am so sad by this loss and honestly horrified at the idea of never finding it. Honestly I just want to cry right now. When you have something that was [...]

Winning

This is selling in  downtown Toronto  EVERYWHERE! Could be yours for the low price of 19.99! It’s a T-Shirt. CRACKS.ME.UP! ———————————————— If you would like to leave a comment you can register here first. You only need to register once.

How to Prepare For Judgment Day May 21, 2011

So tomorrow is the end of the world as we know it, well according to Harold Camping anyways, so this post is a “how to” get ready for judgment day. -If you are a believer, and only a believer in the religions that say there is a judgment day, build yourself a hammock, relax, make [...]

Touché

7aki: Life is a bitch. Bob: Life wouldn’t be such a bitch if you come up here for lunch. (Up here is really far from where 7aki works) 7aki: How about we meet half way? Name that song. Bob: Black eyed peas. Uptown girl you’re So far away so we’ll Meet you in the middle [...]

Ploopy… Pass It On

OH EM GEE it’s May already! How does time fly like that? Why has 7aki not been blogging a lot? It’s because life has been bitch slapping 7aki, that’s why. And 7aki feels that she is bored too and in a totally UN-funny mood for the past 6 months. So what has been happening? Kids, [...]

Rugsplosion?

So remember when I told you that Armageddon hit the 7aki household and everything turned into hell? One of the things that happened was that the washing machine broke down and to continue a tradition of eggsplosion 1 and eggsplosion 2 baba 7aki decided to branch out a little into: Rugsplosion. It was one beautiful [...]

Is It the Evil Eye or The Begining of the END?

There was a series of unfortunate events that just bombarded me in the past 3 weeks. It’s like I had a lot of bad things piled up waiting to hit me and BOOM they came one after the other. – Started my new job but not really because my old job begged to keep me [...]

The Story of The MOFO BIB-BIB

Alright, so as I mentioned in my previous post, little Buddha is a liiiiiiiiiiiiittle bit diva-isk, she wants what she wants and she wants it NOOOOOOOWWWW. It all started when we were on a mini two day vacation to a beach resort . And as you all know on a beach there must be sand, [...]

Work, Red Shoes And Stuff.

Man it feels I have not blogged for ages. Well I did not blog for ages. I have been really busy at work, no time to screw around  busy. Oh, and in case you didn’t know I have 2 kids now. And nobody told me that having 2 kids is like having NO LIFE. I [...]

If I Win A Million Dollars

Me: What would you buy if you win a Million Dollars? Little 7aki: I would buy a Unicorn. Me: HAHAHAHA. OK what would your taita (Grandma) buy? Little 7aki: She would buy a big giant cook book made out of gold. Me: Alright, what do you think little Buddha (AKA baby 7aki) would like to [...]

This “Sharing Business”.

Me: I am going to buy 2 bars of chocolate, one for you and one for me and peanut to share. Little 7aki: Can I have a piece from yours when I finish mine? Me: But you have a whole bar for yourself! Why would you want to share your sisters? Little 7aki: Because I [...]

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