Just to Get Rid of the Picture, of the Finger, On the Home Page

Yeah, being at work and opening your blog and getting the finger, blog post below this one, is NOT a good idea,   HAHAHAHA. So let me tell you how shitty it has been in the past few months: – End of May baby Buddha had a very bad, and I am talking very bad respiratory distress [...]

I Have EVIL in My House …

  … and it’s called Baby Alive Wet and Giggle. The key word here is WET, she wets her diaper. KILL ME NOW!!! Little Buddha, who is almost 3, is OBSESSED with changing her diaper every 5 minutes, I am not exaggerating, we gave it to her , as an Eid present , on Tuesday [...]

What Your Child Should Be Reading: Part 3

It’s been a while since I posted one of these so I think it’s a good time to do that. My first recommendation today which is good for 3 – 8 year olds is: 1) The Little Miss and The Mr. Men pocket books These book are a delight, they are enjoyed by both little [...]

Little 7aki: A Philosophical Question

I took the girls swimming this weekend. Little 7aki was drying herself after we got out of the water. Little 7aki: Mama? 7aki: Yes. Little 7aki: Are we wet when we are underwater? 7aki: haaaaa? Little 7aki: I mean, when we come out of the water we are wet; but are we wet under water? [...]

Overheard In the Bathroom. Potty Language Advisory

Buddha has been recently, VERY recently, potty trained; she’s been clean for 4 weeks now, I really need to share the experience with you, I am still MORTIFIED at how long it took her to grasp the concept,  maybe a post for some other time. Due to her newly acquired skills, she is very excited [...]

Ploopy… Pass It On

OH EM GEE it’s May already! How does time fly like that? Why has 7aki not been blogging a lot? It’s because life has been bitch slapping 7aki, that’s why. And 7aki feels that she is bored too and in a totally UN-funny mood for the past 6 months. So what has been happening? Kids, [...]

Rub My Belly Mama, Mama, Rub My Belly

My little Buddha who calls her belly boody. She is sooooo funny. She says: Mama, talk to me, talk to me mama, mama, talk to me …. so … I have an idea , lets color. That is just soooooooo funny, “talk to me” in her world means “listen” and I think it is just [...]

The Story of The MOFO BIB-BIB

Alright, so as I mentioned in my previous post, little Buddha is a liiiiiiiiiiiiittle bit diva-isk, she wants what she wants and she wants it NOOOOOOOWWWW. It all started when we were on a mini two day vacation to a beach resort . And as you all know on a beach there must be sand, [...]

Work, Red Shoes And Stuff.

Man it feels I have not blogged for ages. Well I did not blog for ages. I have been really busy at work, no time to screw around  busy. Oh, and in case you didn’t know I have 2 kids now. And nobody told me that having 2 kids is like having NO LIFE. I [...]

If I Win A Million Dollars

Me: What would you buy if you win a Million Dollars? Little 7aki: I would buy a Unicorn. Me: HAHAHAHA. OK what would your taita (Grandma) buy? Little 7aki: She would buy a big giant cook book made out of gold. Me: Alright, what do you think little Buddha (AKA baby 7aki) would like to [...]

Inferring

Little 7aki: Is Damn a bad word? Me: What do you think? Little 7aki: I think it’s bad. Me: Yes. It is considered bad to some people . Some people find it offensive. Little 7aki: I think my friend “B”  thinks it’s bad. Me: How did you know? Did he tell you that? Little 7aki: [...]

This “Sharing Business”.

Me: I am going to buy 2 bars of chocolate, one for you and one for me and peanut to share. Little 7aki: Can I have a piece from yours when I finish mine? Me: But you have a whole bar for yourself! Why would you want to share your sisters? Little 7aki: Because I [...]

To vaccinate or not To Vaccinate That is the Question – The Swine Flu Edition

The H1N1 vaccine is finally ready in Canada and it’s getting shipped out to all clinics and I have to make the decision whether to give it to my Girls or not. So I am beyond confused and here is what I got: – Our family Doctor said, don’t do it, too risky since it [...]

Little 7aki izms

Little 7aki: Mama, who taught God things? Me: Nobody sweetie. Little 7aki: But who made God? Me: Nobody made God. Little 7aki: Where is God? Me: I don’t know really. Little 7aki: I think we should go ask the computer. The computer knows EVERYTHING, right? Me: HAHAHAHAHAHA. Yup it does, but I am willing to [...]

What Your Child Should Be Reading: Part 2

Todays books are all chapter books geared more towards 5 – 10 year olds or when your child can remember what was read to them the day before and can be excited about what is going to happen next. 1) The first series is the Magic Tree House series: Travel through time with brother and sister [...]

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