Just to Get Rid of the Picture, of the Finger, On the Home Page

Yeah, being at work and opening your blog and getting the finger, blog post below this one, is NOT a good idea,   HAHAHAHA. So let me tell you how shitty it has been in the past few months: – End of May baby Buddha had a very bad, and I am talking very bad respiratory distress [...]

I Have EVIL in My House …

  … and it’s called Baby Alive Wet and Giggle. The key word here is WET, she wets her diaper. KILL ME NOW!!! Little Buddha, who is almost 3, is OBSESSED with changing her diaper every 5 minutes, I am not exaggerating, we gave it to her , as an Eid present , on Tuesday [...]

Ho’ing

Little Buddha: what’s that noise? Is someone ho’ing outside. 7aki (double take) : what was that? whose doing what? Little Buddha: I hear baba ho’ing outside. 7aki: ? what? little Buddha: He is ho’ing the lawn. 7aki: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. You mean MOWING the lawn? little Buddha: Yeah, ho’ing the lawn. 7aki to Baba 7aki through the [...]

What Your Child Should Be Reading: Part 3

It’s been a while since I posted one of these so I think it’s a good time to do that. My first recommendation today which is good for 3 – 8 year olds is: 1) The Little Miss and The Mr. Men pocket books These book are a delight, they are enjoyed by both little [...]

Overheard In the Bathroom. Potty Language Advisory

Buddha has been recently, VERY recently, potty trained; she’s been clean for 4 weeks now, I really need to share the experience with you, I am still MORTIFIED at how long it took her to grasp the concept,  maybe a post for some other time. Due to her newly acquired skills, she is very excited [...]

Rub My Belly Mama, Mama, Rub My Belly

My little Buddha who calls her belly boody. She is sooooo funny. She says: Mama, talk to me, talk to me mama, mama, talk to me …. so … I have an idea , lets color. That is just soooooooo funny, “talk to me” in her world means “listen” and I think it is just [...]

Rugsplosion?

So remember when I told you that Armageddon hit the 7aki household and everything turned into hell? One of the things that happened was that the washing machine broke down and to continue a tradition of eggsplosion 1 and eggsplosion 2 baba 7aki decided to branch out a little into: Rugsplosion. It was one beautiful [...]

The Story of The MOFO BIB-BIB

Alright, so as I mentioned in my previous post, little Buddha is a liiiiiiiiiiiiittle bit diva-isk, she wants what she wants and she wants it NOOOOOOOWWWW. It all started when we were on a mini two day vacation to a beach resort . And as you all know on a beach there must be sand, [...]

Work, Red Shoes And Stuff.

Man it feels I have not blogged for ages. Well I did not blog for ages. I have been really busy at work, no time to screw around  busy. Oh, and in case you didn’t know I have 2 kids now. And nobody told me that having 2 kids is like having NO LIFE. I [...]

If I Win A Million Dollars

Me: What would you buy if you win a Million Dollars? Little 7aki: I would buy a Unicorn. Me: HAHAHAHA. OK what would your taita (Grandma) buy? Little 7aki: She would buy a big giant cook book made out of gold. Me: Alright, what do you think little Buddha (AKA baby 7aki) would like to [...]

My Little Buddha

I sent Bob a picture of peanut, who by the way I am calling little  Buddha from now on because, seriously, she has a Buddha belly that Buddha would be jealous of, JEALOUS I tell ya. So peanut calls her belly boody because she can’t say Buddha.  Fa3eeeeeeees. OK, end of tangent 1. This is [...]

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