Why is 7aki popular at work?

I was bored out of my skull on Monday last week at work, not for the lack of work mind you, but for the lack of the desire to work. And to top things off I was sick too!

So I went to the pharmacy to try and self medicate ( I love doing that. Don’t you? ) and I bought this:

Every time you push the button Stewie starts spewing his vile … HAHAHAHA… it is sooo funny.

Here’s some of what the thing says:

“Hello, mother. I come bearing a gift. I’ll give you a hint. It’s in my diaper and it’s not a toaster.”

“You will rue this day…START RUING.”

“Unhand me woman! I don’t have gas , I am in love … (Stewie burps) … well I guess I have both!”

“Stop mocking me!”

“Well I am going to crap double for you tonight!”

“Damn you woman! I just soiled my self. “

I can’t remember what else he says and I can’t push the button right now, it is soooo loud that everybody in the office hears it when I push the button …hahahaha …

That’s why I am popular, I always have somebody dropping by to push the button! The other day the whole techincal team was by my desk…hehehe

More of Stewies hilarious quotes:

– Stewie (to one of the prostitutes at Cleveland’s house): So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?


– Meg (about Peter being retarded): I can never go to school again!
Stewie: Oh, yes, Meg, yes-yes yes, everything was going swimmingly for you until this. Yes, yes, THIS is the thing that will ruin your reputation, not your years of grotesque appearance, or your awkward social graces, or that Felix Ungerish way you clear your sinuses, no no no, it’s THIS. Do you hear yourself talk? I might kill you tonight.

– Stewie: Did you hear that Meg? Guys can marry other guys now. So…this is awkward, but I mean, if they can do that, that is pretty much it for you, isn’t it? I mean you as well pack it in. Game over.

7aki: Poor Meg..but HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

– Stewie (to Jeremy, the babysitter’s boyfriend):
Ha! I got your hat! Take that, hatless! Now go back to the quad and resume your hackey sac tourney! I’m not gonna lay down for some frat boy bastard with his damn Teva sandals and his Skoal Bandits and his Abercrombie and Fitch long sleeved, open stitched, crew neck Henley smoking his sticky buds out of a soda can while watching his favorite downloaded Simpsons episodes every night! Yes, we all love “Mr. Plow”! Oh, you’ve got the song memorized, do you? SO DOES EVERYONE ELSE! That is exactly the kind of idiot you see at Taco Bell at 1 in the morning! The guy who just whiffed his way down the bar skank ladder!

7aki: “The guy who just whiffed his way down the bar skank ladder! “ HAHAHAHAHA

– Lois: Oh, I haven’t been on a college campus in years. Everything seems so different.
Stewie: Really? Perhaps if you laid on your back with your ankles behind your ears that would ring a few bells.

– Stewie: Well, I’d love to stay and chat, but you’re a total bitch.


– Stewie: Let me guess, you picked out yet another colorful box with a crank that I’m expected to turn and turn until OOP! big shock, a jack pops out and you laugh and the kids laugh and the dog laughs and I die a little inside.

7aki: well, every time my daughter did it I died a little inside too…hehehe..I hate these toys!

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10 Responses

  1. looooooooooool.

    I haven’t watched “Family Guy” in a year and I miss it like Hell.
    But I really feel sorry for Brian..hahahaah…Stewie is the symbol of all evil in the world


    Brian: I don’t know. I guess taking care of this old woman will be just like babysitting, only with bigger diapers.
    Stewie : Aha! So they *do* make bigger diapers! That deceitful woman told me I’d have to learn to use the toilet! Well, fie on the toilet! It’s made slaves of you all! I’ve seen it sitting in there, lazy, slothful, porcelain layabout feeding on other people’s doo-doos while contributing nothing of its own to society

  2. و الله شتيوي انو نهفة, بتعرفي ان ليش بعدني بحكي معاكي بعد ما شفت اصابع اجريكي؟ بس عشانك بتحبي رجل العائلة..

  3. Hamza: lol, htat qute is funny.

    Mohannad: lol 3ala rajol il3a2ileh.

  4. I just love the show. I youtube it all the time. LoL.

    One of my personal favorites is when Stewie beats up Brian because Brian owes him money.

  5. i barley ever watch it..i hate it..bas it is one of those shows that once u watch a bit you have to finish the whole episode, you know it is going to be the stupidest thing ever,(these writter must be on something making then go woohhhhhhhh) but you have to finish it or else u’ll be thinking about it for a while wondering what stupid/funnish thing happened next, how does all end….so annoying! zozo loved it..im sitting there thinking im such a bad mother for letting him watch this I should change to tree house…bas for the above reason i just could not turn it off…

  6. LOL! This is really hilarious, I wonder if I can buy it through amazon.

    My favorite episode was when Stewie went undercover and attacked Bin Laden and his gang, LOL!

    PS: hada mohannad teli3 zinikh jiddan w ana mosh 3arif … LOL!

  7. Husien,
    Tel7as ta ten3as, ya3ni bella 3lek hassa aktashafet? wella fekrak lesh sorna siber-friends , mesh 3shanna kolna msag3een o 3la golet 7aki: moo?

  8. 😀

  9. he3 he3 he3 …

    doesnt he say the mom mama mommy ma thing ??? this would crack me up for sure …

    “Ello, motha. I come bearin a gif’. I’ll give you a hin’. It’s in ma diaper and it’s no22a toasta”

    i just love his evil english accent

  10. KJ: I love that episode, Stewie kept saying : Where’s ma money Bitch” ..lol..ta7sheesh and the blood and the gore…classic stuff.

    Sam: :-O you let the kids watch!!! I am calling child services! ..just kidding.. 7aki Junior loves the Simpson’s..

    whosane: yeah you can buy it actually, it’s pretty cheap, 10 bucks I think, look for Stewie Car dashboard toy.

    And about Mohannad: Shaif what I have to deal with, ma3 inni I banned him from commenting lissa he is commetning…hehehehe

    Ammar: thanks for the link! I will check it when I get home!

    Isam:OMG…That is super funny I remember that episode: Mama, mommy, mom, mother, mom , mom, mommy …hahahahaha

    His accent is AMAZING!

    I own all seasons!

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