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A Modern Parable……. Enjoy

An 18 year-old girl tells her Mum that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the Pharmacy and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.

Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, “Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!”

The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man with grey hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the Ferrari and enters the house.

He sits in the living room with the father and the mother, and the girl and tells them: “Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can’t marry her because of my personal family situation but I’ll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.

Additionally, if a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa and a £2,000,000 bank account.

If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a £4,000,000 bank account.

If twins, they will receive a factory and £2,000,000 each.

However, if there is a miscarriage I am not sure what I should do, what do you suggest?”

At this point, the girl’s father who had remained silent places a hand firmly on the man’s shoulder and tells him, “You screw her again.”

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14 Responses

  1. HAHAHAAAHA
    LOOOOL!
    And we conclude from this story that a father can be a pimp for the right price 🙂

    LOL!
    Allah yjazeeki ya 7aki … fa2a3et min el do7ok 🙂

  2. I guess the best word to describe this father is ” SHARAFLESS” 🙂

  3. LOL Q when I got it today I was on the floor .

    Hala 3ammi: 🙂

  4. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL wala eshi!!! 😀
    OH MY GOD !!! this is so funny 😀

  5. LOOOOOOOOOL!!
    Hada eshe berfa3 el rasss!!
    if this case happened in our region the father would say : how about screwing me? LOOL!

  6. Mai: 🙂

    Maher: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Man you cracked me up!

  7. LOOOOOOL thats so funy! thanl you for stop by to my site ! 🙂 happy new year!

  8. *LOL* that is hillarious….

  9. LMAO…

    I am definitely posting this on facebook. I am glad I don’t have you there or you’ll be suing for copyrights 😛

  10. Isn’t this like most Arab fathers!

  11. Yes, I’m on the floor

  12. Lorena: happy new year too you too!

    Sam: 😀

    Hamza: Hehehe. It’s OK you can steal whatever you want.

    KJ: HAHAHHA KJ, well that is actually true!!!! I mean the dowry in the gulf countries is crazy; the girl goes to the highest bidder. Sad but true.

    Jad: 😀 .

  13. ta7sheesh.. you cracked me up!

  14. LOOOOOL hilarious!

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