Kids these days have it sooooo easy.

I do realize that this is an old joke and  I am actually copying and pasting but I can’t resist. It made me chuckle. And you youngER readers. I am not that old 😛 but I can relate. LOL. I was actually 11 in 1987 .

The text in bold made me laugh out loud. I can SOOOOOOO relate. STUPID ATARI, in fact, I bought an ATARI game (has ALL the ATARI games on one CD)  for my PS3 and OMG they are sooooo hard!!! How was I even good at ATARI when I was younger??? I was GOOD people, now I can barely keep up, just like life , hehehehe.

OK OK I’ll stop rambling, here’s the joke:

When I was a kid adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were when they were growing up, what with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning uphill both ways through year ’round blizzards carrying their younger siblings on their backs to their one-room schoolhouse where they maintained a straight-A average despite their full-time after-school job at the local textile mill where they worked for 35 cents an hour just to help keep their family from starving to death.

And I remember promising myself that when I grew up there was no way in hell I was going to lay a bunch of crap like that on kids about how hard I had it and how easy they’ve got it!
But…

Now that I’ve reached the ripe old age of 30-something, I can’t help but look around and notice the youth of today. You’ve got it so damned easy! I mean, compared to my childhood, you live in Utopia.
And I hate to say it, but you kids today, you don’t even know how good you’ve got it. I mean, when I was a kid we didn’t have the Internet — we wanted to know something, we had to go to the library and look it up ourselves!

And there was no e-mail! We had to actually write somebody a letter with a pen. And then you had to walk all the way across the street and put it in a mailbox and it would take like a week to get there!
And there were no MP3s! You wanted to steal music, you had to go to the record store and shoplift it yourself. Try sticking an LP album under your jacket, buddy. Or we had to wait around all day to tape it off the radio and the DJ’d usually talk over the beginning and screw it all up!
We didn’t have fancy stuff like Call Waiting. If you were on the phone and somebody else called they got a busy signal. And we didn’t have fancy Caller ID Boxes, either. When the phone rang, you had no idea who it was — it could be your boss, your mom, a collections agent — you didn’t know! You just had to pick it up and take your chances.

And we didn’t have any fancy Sony Playstation videogames with high-resolution 3-D graphics, we had the Atari 2600. With games like Space Invaders and Asteroids, and the graphics sucked! Your guy was a little square! You had to use your imagination! And there were no multiple levels or screens, it was just one screen forever. And you could never win the game, the game just kept getting harder and faster until you died. Just like life.

Sure, we had cable television, but back then that was only like 20 channels and there was no onscreen menu! You had to use a little book called a TV Guide to find out what was on. And there was no Cartoon Network! You could only get cartoons on Saturday morning. D’ya hear what the hell I’m saying? We had to wait ALL WEEK for a cartoon, you spoiled little bastards.
That’s exactly what I’m talking about! You kids today have got it too easy! You wouldn’t last five minutes back in 1987!

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10 Responses

  1. Not to mention no save feature, if you died trying to save the princess, you had to go all the way back to the beginning and start over like a man (thank you John Heffron).

  2. hehehe…that was funny…I rememebr Shoman library! loooooooooooong boring hours after school for a small report or a “research”! hamdillah for internet:))

  3. this is hilarious, especially letahzeeee2a el2a’7eera! i love it! LOOL

  4. what do you mean you’re not that old???
    remember pacman on Atari? used to love that game.

  5. LMAO

  6. micheal: HAHAHA that’s so true. You only had three chances and then you’re out.

    nido: OMG shoman, I spent countless hours there. I LOVE shoman, and if you want peace and quite you go to the English floor, remember? LOL.

    secratea: OMG yeah the Cartoons, it was like one hour a day and then on the weekend, not like now, spoiled brats.

    sister: walik I meant I am not too old, like I am old bas mish kteer, LOOOOOOOOOL.

    KJ: I KNOW!

  7. […] Kids these days have it sooooo easy. […]

  8. I love this post. And believe it or not, we’re the same age.

  9. Dave: Cool! What month?

    So I guess you started your family pretty early eh? I know you have a 10 year old right?

    That’s the way to do it 🙂 .

  10. loooooool @ “ur guy was a little square and you need to imagine the rest”

    don’t forget mobiles. now kids carry cellphones to school. Back in the days, you have to only wait and pray to God that nothing would stop your parents from picking you up from school. 😛

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