Why? Some Pointless Questions

1) When we store eggs why do we have to put the pointy side down?

2) How are diapers made? And what’s that super absorbent gel?

3) Why does baby breath smell soooo good? I swear it smells like vanilla or like sweetness and yummyness. I think we should bottle that smell, it could make any woman swoon. I think it’s the baby’s gums that add to the OMGodness, OMG the gums are soooooooooooooooooooooooooo awesome!!!!!! I love the gums, I can’t say enough about how much I LOVE THE TOOTHLESS GUMS. So help me God.

4) Why do I torture myself and stay up late after the kids go to sleep at night and suffer in the morning? I HATE ME …. sometimes.

5) Why are you reading this post?

6) Why is the sky blue? I always forget this piece of information, no matter how many times I look it up, I forget.

7) Why do bloggers say goodbye and say I am done with blogging forever and blah blah and then they come back? These people bore me, I mean, if you want to stop blogging you just do that, you stop. Like Hani, he just stopped, Hani, we miss you come back

8 ) Will I ever be able to live in an Arab country again? Especially Jordan?

9) Seriously. Why are you reading this post?

10) Why do I want to have another baby when my baby is only five months old? Peoples, I have the “I want to have a baby” fever and I HAVE A BABY already!!!! Maybe I’m a quintuplet Mom in the making?
But peanut is sooooooooo good peoples, and did I tell you her breath smells sweet and delicious?

11) Who is the MOFO who said women have to remove the hair on their bodies? Who started this MOFO trend? Well, if you find that person AKA MOFO tell them I said EF YOU, MOFO!!!!

12) Why do people, when they travel to a different country, go shopping although the place they live has the exact same stuff? It’s like vacation makes the money you have seem like monopoly money. So, why?

13) Why are we on this earth?
I think we are on this earth to smell babies sweet breath. Cos peoples, I tell you, it’s worth it. I am going to start a new religion. I’ll call it BSB HAHAHAHA

14) Is funk dead?

15) What is funk?

16) How do they sell liquid milk that is not refrigerated? How is it made? Does is scare you that it does not spoil outside of the fridge? Is it made of alien milk?

17) Why is cabin fever called cabin fever?

18) Why?

12 Responses

  1. I just happen to know the answer to the milk question. Its called UHT milk (Ultra High Temp.) The Milk is heated to a very high temperature then filled in a bottle that is sterile then sealed. If the bottle is Plastic, then its made of at least three layers, the middle one being black to block Sun Rays. If not plastic, its most likely Carton (TetraPack), AKA Brick cartons. There you have it.

    I don’t know why I read the post though!

  2. Mab3oos, thank you! Now I can sleep tonight.

  3. I am reading this because I looked you up on google “to enter your site not to find you/I just don’t type in urls”.

    why would women keep body hair on! it’s an extremely difficult task to stay with one woman at a time as it is, kaman biddek ykono not highly maintained?! this is why some women get replaced by newer high end wives.

  4. 1. Because the center of gravity is lower when placed in that position, this makes them more stable in place and less likely to fall side ways and roll around.

    2. The Super absorbent gel used in diapers is Hydrogel, which is a network of polymer chains that are water-insoluble, it works through hydrogen bonding with the water molecules in the urine, it is used because it can absorb and retain extremely large amounts of a liquid relative to its own mass and because they possess a degree of flexibility very similar to natural tissue, due to their significant water content.

    3. It differs from a person to another, I personally do not find baby breath good smelling or swooning because I am not a mother, this sense is part of the emotional mother-infant bonding process.
    Mothers recognize theirs infants by their smell, vice versa, and this can be easier to notice in the animal kingdom, at least for me, where farmers apply a cloth containing some of the mothers scent on an infant to trick the mother into thinking that it is her infant.

    4. I think that you enjoy the quietness, calmness and peacefulness, and the fact that this causes you to sleep less at night encourages you to stay up even more late at that time of the night to rest and relax, which just leads to an endless loop of a bad routine.

    5. I like your posts and I enjoy answering questions, I find it some sort of challenge and by succeeding I sort of satisfy and ensure myself that I am a smart young kid.

    6. The reason for that is blue light has a shorter wavelength than that of red, yellow, orange light for example, which allows it to be absorbed by the gas molecules.
    This causes the blue light to shatter in the atmosphere above us and give the sky the blue color it has.

    7. Probably because the don’t feel comfortable with the pressure that blogging causes, and once they stop they get a lot of free extra time with nothing better to do so they return to blogging.
    I miss Hani too.

    8. The possibility is there, but the question is, do you really want to?

    9. I got nothing better to do.

    10. Probably because your previous experience has resulted in great joy and comfort, and you want more of that.

    11. Probably because it makes them look cleaner and fresher and shows signs of interest and care in taking care of their bodies.

    12. It is probably the experience more than the bargain, something to remember or to brag about.

    13. To live and to pass on our genes to the next generations.
    I wouldn’t join that religion.

    14. It probably is but it still exists.

    15. Funk is an American musical style that originated in the mid to late1960s when African American musicians blended soul music, soul jazz and R&B into a rhythmic, danceable new form of music.

    16. It is done through ultra high temperature treatments to extend its shelf life, this works by heating the milk for around 1-2 seconds at a temperature exceeding 135°C which is the temperature required to kill spores in milk.

    17. It is called so because Cabin fever is an idiomatic term for a claustrophobic reaction that takes place when a person or group is isolated and/or shut in, for an extended period, and that is how it got it’s name.

    18. Read the answer above.

    It took me some search results to find some of the answers specially the ones concerning diapers and milk, I hope you enjoy the answers, I have done so at least ^^

  5. 1) When we store eggs why do we have to put the pointy side down?

    It’s more comfortable for the chick’s butt

    2) How are diapers made? And what’s that super absorbent gel?

    Recycled underpants of old men. The gel, not sure what’s it made from, but it tastes good.

    3) Why does baby breath smell soooo good? I swear it smells like vanilla or like sweetness and yummyness.

    Not sure why, but I think Michael Jackson agrees with you on that.

    4) Why do I torture myself and stay up late after the kids go to sleep at night and suffer in the morning? I HATE ME …. sometimes.

    We’re all with you on that, we all hate you
    *just kidding*🙂

    5) Why are you reading this post?
    I’m an ass

    6) Why is the sky blue? I always forget this piece of information, no matter how many times I look it up, I forget.

    There’s no point of telling you if you’re gonna forget

    7) Why do bloggers say goodbye and say I am done with blogging forever and blah blah and then they come back? These people bore me, I mean, if you want to stop blogging you just do that, you stop. Like Hani, he just stopped, Hani, we miss you come back

    Blogger are attention-seeking by nature. I’m not like that. I’m not like that. I’m not like that. I’m not like that.
    I’m not like that. I’m not like that.
    I’m not like that. I’m not like that.
    I’m not like that. I’m not like that.

    8 ) Will I ever be able to live in an Arab country again? Especially Jordan?

    You can only live in Jordan if Jordan is still living in you

    (keef hay?)

    9) Seriously. Why are you reading this post?
    I’m an ass, seriously

    10) Why do I want to have another baby when my baby is only five months old? Peoples, I have the “I want to have a baby” fever and I HAVE A BABY already!!!!

    Women scare me for this exact reason.

    11) Who is the MOFO who said women have to remove the hair on their bodies? Who started this MOFO trend? Well, if you find that person AKA MOFO tell them I said EF YOU, MOFO!!!!

    I’m exactly that motherfucker and so motherfucking proud to be so. You’re welcome all guys on the face of the planet.

    12) Why do people, when they travel to a different country, go shopping although the place they live has the exact same stuff? It’s like vacation makes the money you have seem like monopoly money. So, why?

    Ahm, it’s only women who do that, which is so stupid, unless of course they’re shopping for body wax then that’s fine.

    13) Why are we on this earth?
    I think we are on this earth to smell babies sweet breath. Cos peoples, I tell you, it’s worth it. I am going to start a new religion. I’ll call it BSB HAHAHAHA

    I’m now shitting on my pants. I’ll make sure Jessica alba (wife-to-be) will never read your blog. This baby-love thing is more contagious that TB.

    16) How do they sell liquid milk that is not refrigerated? How is it made? Does is scare you that it does not spoil outside of the fridge? Is it made of alien milk?

    It’s always risky to drink un-refrigerated milk. The major risk is of the cow falling on your face.

  6. 1) When we store eggs why do we have to put the pointy side down?
    To fool consumers into thinking that the egg is bigger by showing them the big butt side.

    2) How are diapers made? And what’s that super absorbent gel?
    They’re made through a complex process called Diaperization. The gel is called Subar-Apsorping-Gel.

    3) Why does baby breath smell soooo good? I swear it smells like vanilla or like sweetness and yummyness.
    Because babies still can’t talk, hence no bull**** comes out of their mouth =)

    4) Why do I torture myself and stay up late after the kids go to sleep at night and suffer in the morning? I HATE ME …. sometimes.
    Because you’re always scared that one of them might wake up.

    5) Why are you reading this post?
    Because this is the first time I comment on your blog, so I thought I’d make it noteworthy.

    6) Why is the sky blue? I always forget this piece of information, no matter how many times I look it up, I forget.
    The sky is blue because God likes the color blue, so He painted his room that way =).

    7) Why do bloggers say goodbye and say I am done with blogging forever and blah blah and then they come back? These people bore me, I mean, if you want to stop blogging you just do that, you stop. Like Hani, he just stopped, Hani, we miss you come back
    Because bloggers are retarded, we’re all insane !

    8 ) Will I ever be able to live in an Arab country again? Especially Jordan?
    Jordan first and all that mumbo jumbo…no seriously, Jordan rocks! (sometimes)

    9) Seriously. Why are you reading this post?
    Now when I think of it, I’m intrigued by your questions, hmm..

    10) Why do I want to have another baby when my baby is only five months old? Peoples, I have the “I want to have a baby” fever and I HAVE A BABY already!!!!
    Women always want things, that’s why!

    11) Who is the MOFO who said women have to remove the hair on their bodies? Who started this MOFO trend? Well, if you find that person AKA MOFO tell them I said EF YOU, MOFO!!!!
    Probably the guy who’s wife would scare him in bed with her GINORMOUS bush, lol =P.

    12) Why do people, when they travel to a different country, go shopping although the place they live has the exact same stuff? It’s like vacation makes the money you have seem like monopoly money. So, why?
    So they can brag about it to their friends. “OMG I went to Dubai and bought everything!” >_>..

    13) Why are we on this earth?
    I think we are on this earth to smell babies sweet breath. Cos peoples, I tell you, it’s worth it. I am going to start a new religion. I’ll call it BSB HAHAHAHA
    We’re on this Earth to MAKE babies, not smell their breath, but whatever floats your boat 7aki =).

    14) Is funk dead?
    Hello no, funk is the new cool !

    15) What is funk?
    It’s like cool, but it’s funkier!

    16) How do they sell liquid milk that is not refrigerated? How is it made? Does is scare you that it does not spoil outside of the fridge? Is it made of alien milk?
    It’s actually made from the teets of a mama supercow. (Sssshhhh, it’s a secret)

    17) Why is cabin fever called cabin fever?
    Because all the good names were taken.

    18) Why?
    Why not ?

  7. i do the same thing staying up after the kids go to bed for so long and then be a total zombi in the morning..and ssshhhhhhhhhh..dont tell anyone…but i think i have the baby fever already and my baby is only 7wk old!! crazy eh??

  8. Nizar: Wow nizar the dedication😀 .
    But you cheated😛 .
    3- I think I would be able to figure out who my baby is blindfolded!
    8- Honestly, I used to want to but I no longer do.
    13- Blasphemy:-P .

    Hareega: HAHAHAHAHA. 3anjad man inta fazeeee3.
    3- HAHAHHA. did not see that coming, HILARIUOS.
    4- I love you too .
    8-Raheeeeeeeeeeb.
    11- LOOOOOOOL.
    13- Jessica Alba called and she was asking about you😛 .

    Shadz:
    1- Interesting!
    2- HAHAHHA.
    4- HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA. That really made me laugh. Kinda true. Are you in my head or something!
    5- Welcome to the blog😀
    10- No no we don’t want we NEED.
    11- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA. Ewww man, EW!
    18- EXACTLY!

    Shadz I have to say, you are soooo funny! Welcome to the blogsphere, I am keeping an eye on you = ) .

    Sam: honestly Sam it’s a disease! The whole staying up and wanting another baby.

  9. Thanks for the welcome 7aki =). I’ll be visiting your blog daily, so I expect you to return the favor and do the same😛. Don’t keep an eye on me too long, you’ll stray away from the kids, no ? hehe😛.

  10. Soon, 7aki fadi is going to fulfill her wish of travelling again and take a trip to JORDAN. On her way here, her iPod gets bugged and plays only FUNK music, that’s when she finds out that funk is NOT dead. When she arrives in Jordan she goes SHOPPING. She buys Hammodeh the ALIEN milk, BLUNT razors (so it takes her forever to shave), NON-absorbent diapers and a carton of eggs with the pointy side UP. She’s forced to stay indoors because of a snow storm and unfortunately comes down with Cabin Fever. In her depression she has another baby, and tortures herself by staying up all night watching Amman TV (cause we don’t have cable in Jordan), and then wakes up early in the morning and spends the day smelling her new baby’s breath. On one fine morning after smelling her babies breath, she wonders to herself : “Is this why we’re on Earth, to make babies and smell their breath ?”. She walks her puzzled self to the window and looks out at the BLUE sky, when little 7aki walks in and says : “Mommy, why is the sky colored blue ?”. She smacks her forehead and screams : “WHYYYYYY ? “.

  11. HAHAHAHAHA. ta7sheeeeesh

  12. 1) We should do that?
    2) My sister once visited a Pampers factory I will remember to ask her.
    3) It does smell so sweet.
    4) I do the same thing too.
    5) Because it’s entertaining
    6) Red skies would have been so distressing.
    7) Beats me
    9) Seriously? Humoring you, the real question is why are you replying
    10) You’re on your own for that one.
    11) I agree!
    12) I rarely shop when I am on vacation so I don’t know.
    13) Is your baby’s breath making you high?
    14) Who is funk?
    15) I thought he was dead?
    16) Don’t like the stuff, i like milk that spoils better.
    17) Ask someone else.
    18) Because?

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