Me: I am going to buy 2 bars of chocolate, one for you and one for me and peanut to share.
Little 7aki: Can I have a piece from yours when I finish mine?
Me: But you have a whole bar for yourself! Why would you want to share your sisters?
Little 7aki: Because I always share my stuff with her.
Me: Well no, you have your own so I will not share with you.
Little 7aki, with a hint of attitude in her stance : This is not fair! ….. OK, from now on I don’t want to hear about any of this ….. (while she did double finger quotes in the air) …. “sharing business” .
Me: HA HA HA HA HA. What did you say? (I was thinking, I must be imagining things)
Little 7aki: This ….. (while AGAIN she did double finger quotes in the air) …. “sharing business”
And I passed out from laughing.
She is double quoting.
Dude, when did this development happen?
She is five. FIVE!
I AM DOOMED.