Bob: Hahahahaha – Are you gonna read it?
7aki: If you buy it I will borrow it from you.
Bob: I thought you might get it for me – for my birthday.
7aki: Which is in April.
Bob: Awwww you remembered – the month. Bonus Bob points if you know the date.
7aki: The 20th? Or the 14th
Bob: No bonus points for you. I know Mar 2 is someone’s birthday
7aki: You have it in your Iphone. The 19th? Was I even close?
7aki: HAHAHAHA. But Awwww, what a cute baby. The 12th?
Bob: Just so that l’m clear on where l my relative importance ranking, please tell me you know Ambigous Help Desk dudes Birthday? office loud mouth? Burper?
7aki: When the f**k is your birthday.
Bob: I should just adopt the day you thought was my birthday as my birthday. I’m now doubting my own birthdate.
7aki: I said 14th the first time! That was really close, and then I said the 12th??? So I knew it was between the 10th and the 20th.
Bob: Hahahahaha…. close enough from you is the equivalent of I love you from most people. I’ll take that.