I have lost something dear to me and I am announcing here on the internet in hopes that SOMEONE out there will find it.
I am so sad by this loss and honestly horrified at the idea of never finding it. Honestly I just want to cry right now.
When you have something that was with you since your teenage years and then suddenly you wake up one morning with no warning and it just …poof… disappears; it will mortify you.
Can you please help me by putting the word out there in hopes someone sees it?
I lost …..
I lost my waist …. waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
WTF waist? Where the eff did you go? Seriously, this is NOT funny!
You think it’s sooooooooo funny that you just decided to just…DISAPPEAR!!!!!
Not cool and NOT FUNNY.
Is it the donuts that upset you? Those Tim Hortons Honey Crullers that I JUST discovered, seriously I have been in Canada for 10 years and I JUST discovered them, they are like a donut cloud that melts in your mouth. Is it because they are the most fattening donut Timmys has? IS IT? I will leave them if you promise to come back.
Or is it all those cotton candy I am having that they JUST STARTED selling at the store IN A BUCKET!!! Yes IN A BUCKET. Ahhhh, now that is just amazing. IS IT? For you I will abandon them.
Or, or , please don’t say its the Chilli fries that I LOVE, please don’t let me leave them.. PLEAAAAAAAASE. Are they? I will also leave them to win you back.
Waist, I miss you.
Do you know what happened since you left? I now sometimes have a little teeeeeeny tiny muffin top. WAAAAAAH.
Please come back (name that song).
7aki’s muffin top.
PS: They say the best part of the muffin is the top so if you decide not to come back then, psshhhhh, WHO NEEDS YOU.
PPS: Also, it seems my butt has transferred to my muffin top too, waaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
PPPS: NOT FUNNY!!!!!
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