Little 7aki has a magazine sale fundraiser at her school. 7aki emailed all the friends and family to buy a magazine.
7aki: Buy a magazine or !!!!! LOL.
Bob: I got the email last night. I promise to buy something – anything to help a high income school district generate even more money.
7aki: You need to buy something today; it’s the deadline, so Little 7aki can get a useless gift. In true 7aki fashion I waited to send this in the last minute, little 7aki is not thrilled with me. I told her, I will take her to the dollar store and buy her that stupid eye that lights up.
Bob: Seriously today or is this a sales pressure tactic? Do l have until midnight?
7aki: You have until midnight.
Bob: Why don’t you just buy $1000 worth of magazine…then gift them to everyone for birthdays and Christmas. Little 7aki gets her useless toy – and you don’t have to buy presents.
HAHAHAHA – take little 7aki to the dollar store. You are raising them right (in all seriousness)
7aki: It’s so funny how kids want the stupidest things. If she sells one magazine she gets a wrist band, that is useless. If she sells three she gets both the wrist band and the eye that lights up, which is also useless. And if she sells 6 she gets all of the above and a water bottle.
So you have to sell 300 dollars’ worth of magazines to get useless gifts worth 5 dollars! LOL. SHOOT ME NOW.
Bob: Tell me about it…we went to the open house and the school was selling stuff to raise money. I ended spending $10 – on a crappy school hat and a cheap ass band. Right now they are raising money through a dance-a-thon. It’s an endless pit.
7aki: We have a dance-a-thon, a magazine sale, a school fair, a summer BBQ and hoola-hoop-a-thon PLUS the scholastic rape.
Bob: HAHAHAHAHA – scholastic rape.
So true – every month. Actually it’s like scholastic PMS.
7aki: HAHAHA scholastic PMS. SOOOO FUNNY!!!!
1 day later ….
Bob: Okay – l checked out the prices. It will be cheaper if l just buy little 7aki a Swarovski bead bracelet!